No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Farms Harvested:	490
Void Gems Collected:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Buildings Constructed:	50
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Villages Defended:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ores Mined:	9264	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Farms Harvested:	436	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Crops Grown:	1515	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Void Gems Collected:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5915	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Votes:	5602	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Dragon Eggs Found:	8565
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Items Found:	3979
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Animals Bred:	95

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

AscendantSurvival.com