No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Items Found:	5393	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Star Shards Collected:	54	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magic Items Found:	1036
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	840	Animals Bred:	87
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Emeralds Found:	8845	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8966
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Mines Excavated:	2102
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Votes:	1115

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mines Excavated:	3891
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	5678
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop