No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Enchantments Applied:	269
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Citi-Build Community

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5900	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

A Popular Minecraft server Network with server consisting of things like!

-Factions! -Prison! -Survival Games! -Freebuild! -SkyBlock! -And Much Much More!

Staffed by some of the top and most mature respected staff in the whole Minecraft community! This group of staff helps to make your time and experience as best as it can be and meet the standards that we look to meet and that others look to us to meet! So we hope to see you on the server soon, and have a nice day!

CB-HUB.COM

{Phx}Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5068
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Votes:	1810	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

server.phoenixugs.com

Minereapers Genesis

PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Farms Harvested:	326
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Our goal is to provide a server with a large sense of community without limiting players. The vision for the server involves a world where our players can do what they want, but also have ability to form groups where they can build together, form teams for arenas or even form parties to fight bosses throughout the world.

mc.minereapers.com

CraftAU WarZ Factions

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

Homepage: – http://www.craftau.com.au Forums: – http://www.craftau.com.au/forum Player Guide: – http://www.craftau.com.au/guide Server Rules: – http://www.craftau.com.au/rules Upgrades: – http://www.craftau.com.au/store

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

war.mc-a.us

CraftAU Feed the Beast

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

ftb.mc-a.us

CraftAU Skyblock Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

sky.mc-a.us

Nerducopia

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	354380	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Looking for a server to call home where everybody knows your name? A smaller, Rated PG, Family Friendly server filled with other Minecraft Nerds? The server is currently offering PvP/PvE Survival worlds with land claiming, base/chest protections. There is a Survival world economy, with server and player stores. PVP, PVE, and Raiding are all allowed, so protect your builds. Our main rules are no ads, no mod, no hacks and no swearing. There is a PvP Hub for those who just want combat! And we also offer a Creative World with land claiming and protected builds for those who want a more peaceful Minecraft experience. We have a Discord Server that is linked to our in game server chat. Join at https://discord.gg/rrqpbPY Lastly, we have a Server Facebook group. Join at thttps://www.facebook.com/groups/Nerducopiadoesminecraft/

nerducopia.no-ip.biz

EdgeWireGaming

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

edgewiregaming.com A Minecraft Modded Server based on the Crackpack Modpack is all about the community, all are welcome to join in and play

Rules: No griefing/stealing/raiding No chat Spam/advertisments/Caps Respect fellow players and their property No hacks/exploits/glitches No Asking for Items, OP, ranks or Creative Mode No pvp unless agreed upon by both parties.

We hope to see you in game, Please do not ever hesitate to ask any of the staff for help, we are here to make sure your experience on our server are the best you can receive anywhere!

I want to build this server around the players so be sure to leave some feed back. Make sure to visit our website @ edgewiregaming.com

mc.edgewiregaming.com

A Whole Other Level

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

|*| Semi-Vanilla Survival |*|

The focus of this server is to provide players with an atmosphere that is close to vanilla, but that enhances the experience just a little to better fit with the multiplayer nature of the server. To ensure every player is able to learn just what makes this server special and unique, the full explanation is found at the in-game full tutorial, the “/help” has been modified to answer all common questions and issues, and the server website has an informative “About the Server” section. We have a great community and players enjoy the following server features:

play.awol-mc.net

Optic Craft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Votes:	3855	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	4003	New Chunks Explored:	345178
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

DIAMOND FOR DIAMOND

When you Diamond our server, you will receive a Diamond in-game! You also get an extra Diamond if you Vote for the server! Spread the word, and maybe even earn yourself a third Diamond!

Don’t forget to read the Rules, more importantly, have Fun!

IP: 198.154.115.43:25565

198.154.115.43

AppleCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Crops Grown:	6147	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to AppleCraft! We are a new friendly server with lot’s to offer our players! We have many types of gameplay to choose from: Enjoy the amazinAbout AppleCraft

I guess you found us. Not sure how, but welcome! Please take about 5 minutes and read through this, it contains a bunch of good information

We’re a new-ish server, not brand spanking new, but not old. It’s run by heyaapl (ign: Appleteeni), and hosted in the United States. We’re an expanding, active server that is constantly building custom Survival Games maps, and our players love them to bits! As we’ve been growing, what started as a single Survival Games map has turned in to a bunch of custom maps, our community has been wanting me to do a bunch of stuff – so here is an explantation of what exists today: Website (New!) Forums (New!) Automated Survival Games Spleef Arenas 1v1 Arenas Hardcore Survival Server Creative World Epic Pixel Art Contests

We’re up 24/7, 365 days a week, and so is our community! Join in the fun, and play with us!g adventures in our Survival world, create incredible feats of Minecraft engineering in our Creative world, and if you feel so brave as to try and survive, avoid starvation, and slay your friends play automated, custom made, Survival Games maps!

Mc.Heyaapl.com

ToXIc MC

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

ToXIc MC

toxic.mcph.co

Kraftzone

Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Crops Grown:	2959
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

[Premium] IP: mc.kraftzone.net [Cracked] IP: mc.kraftzone.net:25575 ———————————— -New Christmas town added warp: /xmas -New TnT minigame /tnt…to play Mini game checkers (/sky_checkers) Survival (anti-xray/economy) Freebuild (no anti-xray/no economy) SkySpawn (shop, spleef, warzone ctf) Survival Games CTF (/warhub) Towny Ranks (voting and donating get upgrades) MobArena , Cityworld, SkyBlock, Mcmmo

207.191.230.30

DBD Minecraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

PLAY.DBDMC.COM This is simply the best Small to Medium sized survival town server out there. OP Hardware, No Lag, Super friendly players, Helpful Staff, Custom Plugins, Economy and Established well over a year ago.

play.dbdmc.com

MC-Creative

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Animals Bred:	119	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

A creative server that is different from the rest of the crowd. We don’t simply give you WorldEdit, we give you nearly every feature of it. We give you two 175X175 plots to build on, an arsenal of building tools, and a great community to build with. We have staff whom have proper training of all the necessary plugins. Join today and see what you are missing!!

COMMANDS: /plot auto -claims a plot /plot add -adds a friend to your plot /plot remove -removes a player from your plot /marry -marry a person /marry divorce -divorces your marriage /marry tp -teleport to your partner /tpa -request to teleport to someone /tpahere -request someone to teleport to you /yes -accepts a teleport request /no -denies a teleport request /silentno -denies a tp request, but won’t tell the other player /hat -wear an item on your head /pvpmode -toggle pvp mode on and off

wc.lumengaming.com