Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Sunny Survival

    Sunny Survival

    Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CastiaMC

    CastiaMC

    When we created this server, our goal was to create a unique and well balanced “custom” Towny experience. With our current team having over 7 years of Towny experience we aim to give players the best possible survival experience possible. With frequent updates and actively adding new features to the server we can ensure you that this server has a lot to offer. Whilst our server is mostly based around Towny we have added a lot of game-play features that will enhance your experience, such as:Jobs, Rankup, Auctions, custom enchants, Custom GUI menu’s, Crates, Lockable chests, Custom items, Epic particle & sound effects And much much moreWhat are you waiting for? Join today!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CCNet

    CCNet

    CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Vanilla Europa

    Vanilla Europa

    IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Grand Theft Minecart

    Grand Theft Minecart

    The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 103 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PokeSaga

    PokeSaga
    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

    If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Demon Skulls Collected: 25

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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