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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CreativeFun

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay

Welcome to CreativeFun! You can build, roleplay and even create your own minigames using your own builds on our server.Our features: – Large 512×512 plots – Advanced WorldEdit commands – Access to redstone – Create your own minigames using your own builds – Roleplay names – Plot chat – Grief protectionIP: play.creativefun.net Website: www.creativefun.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7176	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Farms Harvested:	933	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineSuperior

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Discover MineSuperior – your ultimate 1.20.1 Minecraft: Java Edition destination, meticulously curated by a seasoned management team dedicated to crafting an unparalleled experience for all. Embark on an adventure through multiple dimensions: from the classic allure of Survival, to the innovative challenges of Skyblock, the adrenaline-pumping intensity of Lifesteal, and the collaborative camaraderie of Towny.Immerse yourself in a dynamic realm that evolves with each passing moment, as our commitment to regular updates ensures a perpetually rejuvenated environment. However, this is not your ordinary realm; here, the boundaries of vanilla are transcended. Engage in thrilling encounters with custom-designed bosses, forge unbreakable bonds with upgradable pets, and test your mettle against waves of malevolent mobs in electrifying envoys, all for the chance to seize coveted prizes.Join us at MineSuperior and experience Minecraft as it was meant to be – a canvas for boundless creativity and unforgettable adventures, all within a community that values your journey as much as you do. Your story starts here; where will it lead?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecadia

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Minecadia, founded in 2021, is a server known for its popular Minecraft game modes, such as Factions, Skyblock, Survival, and OneBlock. Since it’s opening, Minecadia has quickly gained a reputation for providing fun, unique experiences on each. Notably, Minecadia’s Factions realm continues to break records for the game mode, all whilst the server continues to expand and develop others.Our gamemodes: – Factions – Junior Lifesteal – Skyblock – Kitmap – SurvivalIP: play.minecadia.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minecadia.com : 19132 (port) Store: https://store.minecadia.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/minecadia

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TulipSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Minecraft Survival 1.20TulipSurvival is a super chill Minecraft Survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. You can play with your friends, make land claims, create towns, make player warps, buy & sell items to others and more..!Here’s a few things we offer: Custom items, Player warps, Player economy, Grief prevention, Voting ranks…We do our best to keep this community a friendly place. If you’re looking for a fun Survival server, then gives ours a shot 🙂 Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Animals Bred:	37	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3003
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

When we created this server, our goal was to create a unique and well balanced “custom” Towny experience. With our current team having over 7 years of Towny experience we aim to give players the best possible survival experience possible. With frequent updates and actively adding new features to the server we can ensure you that this server has a lot to offer. Whilst our server is mostly based around Towny we have added a lot of game-play features that will enhance your experience, such as:Jobs, Rankup, Auctions, custom enchants, Custom GUI menu’s, Crates, Lockable chests, Custom items, Epic particle & sound effects And much much moreWhat are you waiting for? Join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Void Gems Collected:	35	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Villages Defended:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	208	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!