No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Star Shards Collected:	149
New Chunks Explored:	654716	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	207255	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Crops Grown:	6757
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Emeralds Found:	7784
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mines Excavated:	1049	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.