No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	114
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Farms Harvested:	305	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.