Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 43

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Servers

  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 7482
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Void Armor Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Mines Excavated: 1935
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Potions Brewed: 171

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8852
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Farms Harvested: 769
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 300
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dimension Hops: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Zombie Dances: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Farms Harvested: 326
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Alien Abductions: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Villages Defended: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Potions Brewed: 158
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 282
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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