Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Farms Harvested: 460

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Zombie Dances: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Runes Activated: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Zombie Dances: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Ores Mined: 5299
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 6394
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4632 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Alien Abductions: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 66
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Mines Excavated: 1788 Crystal Wands Charged: 16

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 11
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Villages Defended: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Enchantments Applied: 133
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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