Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Mines Excavated: 4760 Rune Stones Activated: 7
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

New Minecraft Servers

  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Farms Harvested: 945 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 337 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 New Chunks Explored: 63391

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Villages Defended: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Runes Activated: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 249 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Mines Excavated: 1915 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Animals Bred: 187 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 48 New Chunks Explored: 503219
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4988
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 137

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Animals Bred: 145
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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