No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Farms Harvested:	106
Emeralds Found:	6996	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	525	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9307	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	121
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Farms Harvested:	146

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	289
Ores Mined:	7399	Chimeras Created:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4086
Dimension Hops:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!