No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Buildings Constructed:	38
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Farms Harvested:	919	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	229
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8739	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3098	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Items Found:	8042	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.