Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found: 5219 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
Farms Harvested: 324 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Crystal Craft

    Crystal Craft

    Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Animals Bred: 179

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MetaUnion

    MetaUnion

    You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Superabf.net

    Superabf.net

    NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Potions Brewed: 39 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 153
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TogetherCraft

    TogetherCraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

    Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 72 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Legends Evolved

    Legends Evolved

    Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 893155 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MuttsWorld Minecraft

    MuttsWorld Minecraft

    You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1182 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Emeralds Found: 3901
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SageSMP

    SageSMP

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Animals Bred: 124
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Elysian Craft SMP

    Elysian Craft SMP

    Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pinecraft Equestrian

    Pinecraft Equestrian

    ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The ex-stem

    The ex-stem

    Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 33

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • JOLT Survival

    JOLT Survival

    Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Towns Built: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Avalon City Network

    Avalon City Network

    CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rede Crown

    Rede Crown

    IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Honey Horizons

    Honey Horizons

    Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Farms Harvested: 918 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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