Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 5109 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 260
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Pixelmon Reforged

    Pixelmon Reforged

    Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 971 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Underground Antics

    Underground Antics

    Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tico Anarchy Server

    Tico Anarchy Server

    This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 67 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 581782 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Juvelzone

    Juvelzone

    Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4853 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DevilCraft Network

    DevilCraft Network

    Welcome to DevilCraft4: Your Minecraft RPG Destiny 24/7! Are you looking for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Do you want a server that offers excitement, economy, and a friendly community? Then DevilCraft4 is the perfect place for you!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CoralCraft

    CoralCraft

    CoralCraft is a SMP server running Survival, Minigames, and more coming up! Join our server to explore more about us 😀

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Emeralds Found: 3258
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FNaFSisterServer

    FNaFSisterServer

    Help us bring back the original FSS. join the discord and let us know if you would be interested in helping us setup the server and bring it back to its former glory!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 184 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • All Games – ATM8

    All Games – ATM8

    Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its an ATM8 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some ATM8 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Two Times A Charm

    Two Times A Charm

    Welcome – TwoTimesACharm Minecraft Server! Notes: Spawn Protection! Walk! Overworld and Nether: backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!) Server Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 315
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • iPocket Island

    iPocket Island

    Welcome to iPocket Island, where we’ve revived an Old School Factions server with a modern twist that takes you back to the good old days of Minecraft 1.5 in the Latest version of Minecraft. Get ready for an authentic factions PvP experience with all the classic features you love. From Vanilla God Sets to epic events like King of the Hill and challenging Boss fights, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Engage in thrilling PvP battles, raid enemy bases, Custom Fishing, Mining and grind for gold to secure your spot on the F top leaderboard. The best part? Our server is completely Non Pay To Win, ensuring a fair and balanced playing field for all. Join us today at mc.ipocketisland.net and relive the nostalgia!Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Bedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132 Store: store.ipocketisland.net Discord: https://discord.gg/Z5MyDQQech

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Potions Brewed: 163
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlayChorus

    PlayChorus

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Potions Brewed: 128
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EagleMc

    EagleMc

    We are happy to welcome you! To our cracked/premium minecraft server! EagleMc, this server have an amazing minecraft and gaming community. Can’t wait to play? Join play.EagleMc.net now! we have the most famous games such as Bedwars, Survival, BoxPvP, Duels, PvP, KnockbackFFA, Counter-Strike, Parkour and much more You’re welcome to join our discord.gg/eaglemc We also support cross-play which means you can play with your friend at bedrock with the ip: bedrock.eaglemc.net port: 19132

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Undone Network

    Undone Network

    You’re bored? Join the Undone Network. Our Survival Custom features Mines, Keys, Dungeons, Custom Enchantments, and much more that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • McCities

    McCities

    Live the city life! You can decide to abide by the laws or try your luck living a life of crime. You can work your way up in real estate, build houses in the creative world, or start your own shop in the mall, among many other things.If you’d prefer to live dangerously, become a criminal and deal drugs, obtain illegal guns, kill your enemies, and order hits on rivals with the server’s bounty system. You’ll have to outsmart and outrun our police force though!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Neverending Story

    Neverending Story

    Neverending Story The server was created for players who love this game. That’s why I decided to make something unique and balanced, where every player can find everything they love about Minecraft. at the same time, based on many years of experience, we give it a special touch together.We focus primarily on quality games together with friends and family and at the same time on the safety of the player, property and the entire server for a satisfied community.There is classic Survival, with an almost endless map. A fully developed economy is available, supplemented by several special methods for obtaining rewards. The whole game mechanics of the game itself is changed to several different skill levels of all kinds. There are adapted monsters with corresponding difficulties than in the original game. There are ready-made spells that everyone will be very happy to try. There is a lot of fun prepared here that you will never get tired of and you have to discover the main charm of the entire server yourself :3The life stories of each of us unfold every day, let’s share them together and create one great one that will have no end. We are really looking forward to seeing you o/

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Towns Built: 3 Crops Grown: 8091
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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