Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Servers

  • that cry

    that cry

    liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Villages Defended: 20
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 751
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Divine Scrolls Written: 22

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DreamZone

    DreamZone

    greuihfbdvnjerdfhogbvnerdo8iuvfjywhbedvnywuibfvgreuihfbdvnjerdfhogbvnerdo8iuvfjywhbedvnywuibfvgreuihfbdvnjerdfhogbvnerdo8iuvfjywhbedvnywuibfvgreuihfbdvnjerdfhogbvnerdo8iuvfjywhbedvnywuibfvgreuihfbdvnjerdfhogbvnerdo8iuvfjywhbedvnywuibfvgreuihfbdvnjerdfhogbvnerdo8iuvfjywhbedvnywuibfvgreuihfbdvnjerdfhogbvnerdo8iuvfjywhbedvnywuibfv

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Ores Mined: 7469 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • lemoncraft

    lemoncraft

    At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Crops Grown: 3920 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • vakmc

    vakmc

    Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 90 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • JustMinecraft

    JustMinecraft

    Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NeuroSMP

    NeuroSMP

    Welcome to NeuroSMP – where classic meets modern in Minecraft survival! Dive into a semi-vanilla experience with an old-school twist. Enjoy the thrill of survival, enhanced with a free rank system that lets you climb the ranks. Hone your skills with our unique levelling system and get ahead with our powerful OP kits. Join us for an adventure where every block, every challenge, and every player counts. Step into NeuroSMP and craft your legacy!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8247

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SFC.MC

    SFC.MC

    An AMAZING Minecraft Faction PVP Server!We have -Crates -Amazing Community -Koth-And more

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Ores Mined: 4577

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Minecraft Realms

    Minecraft Realms

    Medieval Themed MC Server, with a few QOL plugins thrown in. Claim some land using a Gold Shovel will you have a house or will you start your own Clan and make a Kingdom? With a simple Economy using Chest Shops and Currency being Gold, Diamond and Emerald….Medieval Bartering for the win!Have FUN!!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    Eternals has a friendly community and currently a survival Custom updated to the latest version 1.20, with many features: basic commands, jobs, economy, slime fun, superpowers, custom items, keys and much more.English: Eternals is a Spanish-speaking Minecraft Survival server, custom-made to perfection and running on the latest MC version. It has so many features, including basic commands, jobs, an economy, SlimeFun, superpowers, custom items, and keys. The server even has enchants+, bosses, dungeons, and, let’s not forget about events! You really won’t find anything else out there quite like it, so don’t bother trying and just join Eternals!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Overcraft Network

    Overcraft Network

    You can join our network in 1.18.2 [Optifine]. We have incredible support and a selection of games you’ll never get bored of. Some of them include:– Overland – Prison – SkyWars – Bedwars – Arcade – Nexus – And much more…

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 3966
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 270 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Imperia MC

    Imperia MC

    Imperia is a semi roleplay geopolitical Minecraft server and it advances this cause by implementing such plugins and game mechanics to best suit that purpose. However these custom game mechanics may only provide the basic framework, every in-game achievement is solely in the hands of the players. This means, that not all existing features are accessible from the start. Only player input and game progression can allow for progress.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Jujutsu Kaisen Goatjo

    Jujutsu Kaisen Goatjo

    Goatjo Minecraft is a jujutsu kaisen based minecraft server 🙂 We host events daily, crates, survival, pvp and a awesome friendly community

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Duck Realm

    Duck Realm

    We have crossplay support! Immerse yourself in the boundless adventure that awaits you in DuckRealm.eu, the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking a fresh and exhilarating gaming experience. With our new server, we invite you to embark on an unforgettable journey filled with endless possibilities and captivating gameplay.At DuckRealm.eu, we believe in the power of survival mode to truly test your skills and unleash your inner explorer. Engage in thrilling battles against formidable mobs, gather vital resources, and build your own thriving empire in a challenging yet rewarding environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivalist or a newcomer to the game, our server offers an inclusive and supportive community where you can learn, grow, and conquer the untamed wilderness together.But that’s not all—DuckRealm.eu provides a haven for creative minds to flourish. With our free building mode, you can let your imagination run wild and bring your wildest visions to life. From awe-inspiring structures to intricate redstone contraptions, the possibilities are limited only by your creativity. Show off your architectural prowess and inspire others with your unique creations.As you embark on this epic journey, you won’t be alone. Join our friendly and vibrant community on Discord, where you can connect with fellow adventurers, share your accomplishments, and collaborate on exciting projects. Our Discord server serves as a hub of communication, where you can receive the latest updates on server events, participate in engaging discussions, and forge lasting friendships with like-minded players.To join the adventure, simply visit our website at duckrealm.eu. There, you’ll find all the information you need to get started, including server details, rules, and FAQs. Explore the various biomes, uncover hidden treasures, and discover new realms teeming with wonders. Whether you prefer to go on daring solo expeditions or embark on cooperative quests with friends, DuckRealm.eu has something for everyone.Please note that as a brand-new server, we are continuously working to enhance and expand the features available. We appreciate your patience as we fine-tune the server and implement exciting updates to enrich your gameplay experience. We are committed to creating a dynamic and engaging world that keeps you coming back for more.The time has come to step into the enchanting realm of DuckRealm.eu. Prepare yourself for an immersive journey, where your survival skills will be tested, your creativity will flourish, and lasting friendships will be forged. Join us today and become a part of this thrilling Minecraft community. The adventure awaits!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftLands

    CraftLands

    [1.20.1]On CraftLands you can explore the custom world and build amazing structures Active staff members will help you out with any issues.CraftLands is waiting you.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Farms Harvested: 517
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Envy Block Pixelmon

    Envy Block Pixelmon

    Create the ultimate Pokémon adventure at Envy Block Pixelmon! We offer great community, tournaments, an expansive story campaign, and more for you and your friends to enjoy. Join today!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Dimension Hops: 15 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY