Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Rainbows Spotted: 4
Buildings Constructed: 31 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Divine Spears Created: 15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 190 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftersHQ

    CraftersHQ

    We’re a new server come check us out! we offer a mix of a survival pvp experience. Roam the world and explore with the danger of fighting other players. you can protect yourself by claiming land were pvp is disabled.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • McVillageIsland

    McVillageIsland

    McVillageIsland is a special SkyBlock server: with powerful monsters, magical weapons, places to explore and more…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 43 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • FuriousPrison

    FuriousPrison

    Furious is your home for Minecraft Prisons. We recently launched and offer custom pickaxe enchants, monthly payouts, gangs, private mines and more. Come check us out.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • RPDND

    RPDND

    A 16+ international community that operates 24/7 as a collaborative storytelling experience. Utilizing Minecraft as a medium for roleplay and Dungeons & Dragons. Welcoming new or experienced roleplayers and D&D enthusiasts to take part in our open world map. Packed with multiple downtime activities, DM ran event-lines, custom crafting, housing, an energetic roleplay community, and more.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • EmberWing

    EmberWing

    Behold, noble adventurer! I beseech thee to consider the wondrous realm of Ember Wing, the Java Minecraft server, now graced with the power of Bedrock compatibility! Within this realm, thou shalt find a haven where thou canst unite with thy comrades from diverse platforms, forging bonds that transcend the boundaries of technology.

    In this realm, the path to wealth and prosperity awaits thee, for thou hast the opportunity to ascend to the pinnacle of opulence. Journey to the majestic castle, where thou canst barter thy treasures with esteemed traders, thus amassing great wealth in the form of in-game currency.

    But lo, the possibilities do not end there! Should thy entrepreneurial spirit burn bright, thou canst establish thine own shop within the bustling local Market. From this haven of commerce, thou canst offer thy wares to fellow adventurers, further augmenting thy riches and influence.

    Fear not the distance, for thy base shall remain connected to all these marvels through the central Nether Portal. Traverse the fiery depths of the Nether and emerge unscathed, arriving swiftly at thy desired destination.

    Furthermore, by supporting the noble cause of Ember Wing, thou shalt be rewarded with swift in-game items and perks. Pledge thy allegiance to this server, and thou shalt find thy virtual coffers overflowing with treasures. Visit Tebex, the sacred realm of support, and partake in the bountiful rewards that await thee. Join us, noble adventurer, and let thy legend be written in the annals of Ember Wing!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Space-Revolut

    Space-Revolut

    Welcome to you future astronaut! Our space-themed Minecraft server is a place for survival and competition. You can explore our open world, build your own base and defend yourself against other players. Our server is divided into different clans, each with their own territory and resources. You can join an existing clan or create your own. The ultimate goal is to become the most powerful clan on the server.

    We also offer you a wonderfully spatial experience! Thanks to our magnificent Texture Pack! This pack contains improved graphics and a space texture! Space content, like the Intergalactic Rocket which will allow you to travel to different planets (Update coming soon)! And new ores, new tools and much more!

    Our server is equipped with plugins to improve your gaming experience. We have plugins for economy, ranks, stores, auctions, events, quests and much more. We also have a player voting system, which allows you to earn rewards by voting for our server.

    Our community is welcoming and friendly. We have active moderators to ensure the security and usability of the server.

    We regularly organize events for players, such as building competitions, treasure hunts and PvP tournaments.

    Join our Minecraft server now and start your survival and faction adventure!

    Join Space-Revolut now! Your intergalactic leader SquellyFine wishes you a good trip!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Rede Mc Dinasty

    Rede Mc Dinasty

    RPG server with an oriental theme, with quests, boxes, kits, PvP Arena, builds, friends and much more.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ValhallaSMP

    ValhallaSMP

    ValhallaSMP is a new SMP server with active players, fun plugins, paid 24/7 host, regular giveaways, cool builds and much more! Come let’s have fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dimension Hops: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Zombie Dances: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Quickland

    Quickland

    QuickLand is the best minecraft server, not premium. If you are looking for a fun server, without lag and a good staff attentive and different from the others? We are looking for adventurous and fun people like you who like to have a good time with friends! We have: Survival 1.12 with Slimefun, Survival OP, Skywars, Ffa, Creativo, OneBlock and much more. Join and have fun in this great community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • JCEarth

    JCEarth

    Welcome to JCEarthSMP, a Minecraft server where realistic landscapes meet customizable vehicles and a thriving player-driven economy. Cruise in cars, fly helicopters, and dive into a dynamic marketplace. Choose professions, tackle quests, and join a vibrant community for an immersive and fast-paced gaming experience. Welcome to JCEarthSMP, where the adventure never ends!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • GamerzWA

    GamerzWA

    Join GamerzWA now and join our community, we recently opened the beta, come and make new friends and have a lot of fun in our towny! In the future, we will also open a PT rankup for everyone to have even more fun! Enter now and embark on this journey with us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Chimeras Created: 2 New Chunks Explored: 490216
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 134
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Emeralds Found: 1959

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PokeVerse

    PokeVerse

    Welcome To PokeVerse

    A PokeKhaan Craft 2 Server! The Server is updated following major updates with the mod pack developer.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ReduX

    ReduX

    An anarchic server? Yeah. But the goal is to create a healthy and not so toxic community. It is a simple survival 1.20.4 with few plugins. You can find us on our Discord server 🙂

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Crops Grown: 8540 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BendingMC

    BendingMC

    Inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender and servers alike,

    BendingMC can be considered another bending server. However, there is more that meets the eye,

    Choose one of the four elements to follow. Earth, Fire, Water, or Air. However, Chi is also an option for the quick, feeble players. Survive and Thrive in the PVP/Towny world. Use bending to your advantage and conquer the most land! Challenge a player to a duel in the arena. Two players enter, but only one winner. Verse players in the public arena! Anyone can join in, but few can survive to emerge from the the chaos. Find out what else BendingMC can offer by logging in!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MineYourMind

    MineYourMind

    Pixelmon, Skyfactory 3, Direwolf20 1.10.2 Server

    Play the latest Pixelmon, SkyFactory and Direwolf20 on MineYourMind.net, a big modded minecraft network which has been around since 2012.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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