No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ArcaneCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Raiding, Survival

arcane Pvp is a dedicated server that is up and coming, Welcoming all players to come and enjoy the fun, the server is an Old school factions server with no pay to win We are currently looking for more staff and builders . Check us out at 192.3.46.140:25565 And help us Expand our player base! Plugins installed on server: mcmmo, factions, essentials, shop, citizens, mob arena

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minecraft Evi

Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

Official Minecraft Server of Minecraft Evi Everything About Minecraft: minecraftevi.com Server Store: market.minecraftevi.com

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Boyz SMP – Not just for Boyz! 🔸 Java and Bedrock support 🔸 Pets🔸 BedWars 🔸 Economy 🔸 Cheeky AI bot🔸

bedrock, Bedwars, Casino, Clans, Dailyrewards, Economy, Friendly, Network, Parkour, Pets, Rewards, Shops, Skyblock, Slots, Survival, Votingrewards

Not only for Boyz! Family friendly survival server – come and help us build a great community! Friendly staff and great players! Land claims, clans, jobs, economy, pets and shops. BedWars, Parkour, Spleef, Splegg, TNT run, and Box PvP, with more minigames to come. Java and Bedrock Edition both supported.

WebsiteDiscordYouTube

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Golden Torch

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Golden Torch

This is a Economy/Survival world, with unique Jobs! Team up with friends, its safer with more people! (claims+teams available)

Grind resources and sell them at the local marketplace! PVP Arena coming soon (with bets)

Skyblock is avilable soon! (:

If you have any feedback or questions ask for a admin as we are active quite a lot! (:

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AVAS

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

ip: avas versions: 1.9-1.20.2

AVAS stands for Absolute Vanilla Anarchy Survival. The server tries to get as close to the vanilla Minecraft experience as possible, with no moderation and minimal modification. Hacking, griefing, and exploiting are all allowed and encouraged.

Server features: – Complete freedom to use the flight and movement modules, unlike most other anarchy servers. – Unique dupe system. When you vote for AVAS, you get points which can be used to dupe a held item stack. – Active Discord community with lots of “friendly” players. – No “Pay to win”. Donors receive only chat cosmetics that do not affect gameplay.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	New Chunks Explored:	629701
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Air Vanilla

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Did you want to play mine and meet new friends? JAVA 1.8 a 1.20 | IP: airvanilla.online MCPE | IP: airvanilla.online Porta: 19132

One of the largest Survival networks in Brazil, having a Vanilla Survival server and our new Oneblock with economy systems, teams, wars, etc.

LINKS Discord: https://discord.gg/airvanilla Website/store: airvanilla.online

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CubedCraft | Free minecraft Servers | TNTWars

Bedwars, cubecraft, Cubedcraft, Factions, free, KitPvP, Network, Notch, Other, Partydragen, Playerservers, PvP, Servers, Skyblock, Tnt, Tntwars, warzone

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.com

PlayerServersAlways wanted to be able running your own server without having to spend a single penny? Well you’re in luck!On CubedCraft you have the chance to create your personal server with a range and 20 playerslots!

In the lobby to start your adventure on your personal server use the command “/create (Name)” in the lobby!After this you can use the emerald found in your inventory to join your own server. Or either by doing “/join own”.Other players their servers can be found in the server selector in the lobby. Or “/join (server-name)” can be used.

Plugins can be installed by using the “/control” command while on your playerserver.You can also change the settings in the control pannel. And so can you change some settings on the website found at in the “Dashboard”.

We even have a functional console for you to enjoy on our website cubedcraft.comHere you can also find our custom made FileManager. You can find these two things at “My Server”.

Kingdoms 1.8.+We all know what factions is lets face it.Kingdoms is somewhat different to factions seeing the features we provide on here.

Examples of these are you having to not just protect your land and base but especially the heart of your kingdom. Otherwise known as your core.

With the core you can do things such as managing members within your kingdom.But you can also provide upgrades to expand the kingdom with members or upgrading the health of your core.While your core is standing so are your claims. Your claims will be gone once your core is destroyed by an enemy.

Who will you trust? Who will you slay?Start your kingdom today!

Warzone Minigame – 1.8+Our custom minigame named Warzone is a gamemode where two teams “red” and “blue” fight eachother to the death to be the victors.The objective is to destroy all the wool of the enemy. We also have a range of kits that you are able with the coins you earn from either destroying the wool of the enemy or killing enemies in your way!Kits and maps are frequently updated and we are open for suggestions!

TNT-Wars Minigame – 1.8+On our custom coded TNT-Wars you can build your own unique TNT-cannons. From shotguns to missles do what you are best at!Blow the enemies up to pieces so they won’t see sunlight any time soon anymore!The first team that reaches 15 kills is the winner!

Xrun – 1.8+On our custom coded game you can race like you’ve never seen before!With our range of maps you’ll never get tired of this fun minigame!Knock eachother off to be the winner and try to get your greatest possible time!

Information:server IP: mc.cubedcraft.comWebsite: https://cubedcraft.com/Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GR

Hope we see you soon!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

boxchamp

Creative, Economy, FTB, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

Box And Skymine, Duels, Custom Shops, Custom Ranks and nice staff, tons of dimensions and new updates everyday

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

panghuanMC

MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to PangHuan (Fat Badger) SMP w/ mcMMO & Residence no ranks, no VIP, no bs Hacked client users are welcome too, QQ: 186381920

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ClearCoast – Survival with 2 rules

Anticheat, LATEST, Latestplugins, Latestversion, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vival

What is this server? Well, its a minecraft server that has no resets,some rules, if you want to you can join itOnly things we made is anti-xray and an anticheat, so um yeah :)Also no chat filter.Apply here: discord.gg/6kKc2EJG2 RULES:NO GRIEFINGNO STEALING

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

StemsSMP

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

welcome to StemsSMP

be nice stream and enjoy make sure you join the discord its required

JOIN STEMSSMP TODAY

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchantments Applied:	285	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Desteria Community Survival

Cross-Play, Survival

We are a Desteria Community Survival server. A place to join and have some fun and meet other people and make new friends. This server is for players of all ages. We are a crossplay server . For bedrock players use our ip and the port 8083 to join.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VioletSMP

Discord, Homes, java, Landclaims, Minecraft, MONEY, smp, Survival

Violet SMP is a Minecraft server running on version 1.20. It’s a Survival server featuring PvP, land claims, a convenient /home command, and more. Join now to begin your new adventure, and for anything else in regard to the Violet SMP server, you can join its Discord

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Alphak

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Blood moons :red_circle: Blood moons are special nights that occur every 14 days where mobs become extremely powerful and drop special loot. There are hordes of mobs that are spawned throughout the world which are spawned to random players on the world. The Occurrence of Bloodmoons depends on which planet you are on. Some planets do not have blood moons and some planets have more frequent blood moons.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Potions Brewed:	78	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Mine Goats

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP

Minecraft OP PvP Prisons Server! Rankup from A-Z to receive insane in game rewards, Prestige/Ascend for even better rewards. Custom Seasonal items with custom enchants aswell! Crates, Plots, PVP, Pickaxe Abilities, Pickaxe Custom enchants, Pickaxe Skins, Pets with abilities and many more features for you to enjoy! Version: 1.16-1.20.4 🙂

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!