Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Powereclipse

    Powereclipse

    We are a growing server with a close family of staff and a variety of players! Here you can mine, build, and create your dream’s inspirations! Make friends, and rivals as you play alongside a growing community!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5144
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PokeCrisp

    PokeCrisp

    Ip : 198.12.88.25:25565 _________________________ Features _________________________ Pixelmon Pixel Skills Grief Defender _________________________

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • EosCraft

    EosCraft

    EosCraft is a humble, fun, lag-free minecraft survival multiplayer server that is home to an amazing community, a professionally ran mature staff team, and numerous features for your enjoyment. Consider checking us out! Expanding the community since 2010.

    Website: EosCraftMC.com IP: play.eoscraftmc.com

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SMP.Moose

    SMP.Moose

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    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 823690 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Archon Factions

    Archon Factions

    Archon PVP is a Factions PVP server featuring McMMO to enhance your raiding experience. We have a dedicated staff and balanced economy and are very open to suggestions.

    What you think will improve Archon PVP is what really matters to us, and we will continually adjust and improve wherever possible to make the best possible experience for all our players.

    Server IP: pvp.archonmc.com

    Website: www.archonmc.com

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Ores Mined: 4116

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Destroy SMP

    Destroy SMP

    Join The Discord https://discord.gg/VhrFvy9R and then go to minecraft chat and request to get whitelisted to join IT IS 1.16.3 1 This is a roleplay server so you always follow the roleplay 2 There are different countries, let @Owner or @Admin know if you are joining/creating a country 3 If you do not follow the roleplay you get a temporary ban 4 You are allowed to raid peoples bases but not break or place any blocks inside their base 5 You can only raid a persons base if at least 1 President or Duke is online 6 Every country needs a president and a duke 7 You are not allowed to kill someone without good reasoning 8 There are 3 roles in a country. President MAX 1 PERSON, a Duke MAX 2 PEOPLE, Peasant MAX 4 PEOPLE 9 You are not allowed to have secret chests, which means all chests have to be visible in a base 10 You are not allowed to steal pets Dogs, Horses Cats 11 If you have no where to run and the person after you wants to jail you, you are not allowed to go against this action 11 If you do not follow these rules they will result in a permanent ban or temporary ban 12 If you have 3 temporary bans you get permanently banned on your 3rd ban NO HACKING!!! OR PERM BAN

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • The Mines PvP/SMP

    The Mines PvP/SMP

    SERVER IP: TheMin.es

    Website: http://TheMin.es Game Play Type/s: Survival PvP. Skyblock, Creative, MiniGames Rules: No hacks, glitches, or being a dick. Server Hardware: 16GB RAM, Dual Xeon 2.5Ghz, Gig link. Owner: Kraftman Description: BungeeCord server: PvP Survival world, Creative world, minigames (Call of Minecraft Zombies, Paintball, MobArena)

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Averia

    Averia

    MMO RPG semi vanilla survival/ good community and active players Averia has skills to upgrades and events that are coming soon. with an economy and a new auctionhouse money is traded for items between players with custom loot from crates this server has only just started

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Lucid Dreams

    Lucid Dreams

    Website luciddreams.enjin.com Server IP myluciddreams.com Huge Freebuild Plots, Survival/PVP, Skyblock, mcjobs, ProtectionStones, DarkMythos, OnTime, mcMMO, Werewolf, Magic Lamps, Headhunter, Jukeloop, Free Rank to Premium, Possible World Edit in Plotworld depending on experience.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Bertonso_smp

    Bertonso_smp

    best anarchy server comeo that will see let’s bora la enter contrua a base mourning against your opponents create a team and let’s go to that

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Alien Abductions: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Players Killed by Monsters: 4653

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BEASTCRAFT-ZA

    BEASTCRAFT-ZA

    In BEASTCRAFT-ZA you will have the ultimate experience. Our Minecraft Server has economy, strengthened with awesome plugins and great games. Join today to receive a free kit and R1000 in-game cash Created by kbgvirus and ADAM_G_100.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Towns Built: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ABSSMP

    ABSSMP

    Anti cheat , Hardcore Revival , items with gui such as chest protection , emerald tools , login security , one player sleep , pvp if you want , pve , home , silk spawners , gifts , all versions supported .

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 168 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Tales of Conquest

    Tales of Conquest

    A great medieval role playing minecraft server that you should come and join

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Vanilla anarchy

    Vanilla anarchy

    This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

    Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Epic Minecrafter

    Epic Minecrafter

    With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Towns Built: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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