No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Buildings Constructed:	38
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DubCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to DubCraft! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We offer the whole gamut of server types (i.e.: Factions, Survival). 2. We have custom server types such Sky Wars Ultimate, Super Smash Bros. 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have a large, 200+ player community. 5. We are always searching for ways to improve and we listen to your feedback. 6. If there’s an issue, we fix it. 7. We meticulously configure all plugins on all our servers.

At DubCraft, our goal is to provide you with free, nonstop entertainment of the highest quality available while insuring uninterrupted gameplay. We encourage you to check out every gameplay type we have to offer so that you can have the best experience possible on our network. Enjoy your time at DubCraft!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

World

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

this is a minecraft server that u will be safe dm Alfv#6973 on discord and ask him if u want to team on the server…he is the guy that has everything

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ores Mined:	1321	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EncryptedPvP [PvP][Raid]

Main idea Our main focus is a fun challenging PvP faction server that’s fun Did i mention Fun? well FUN!. We want to help solve any problems you have BEFORE you have them. yes we can read into the future, So by solving the problems you wont not have in the future we are the best server for you to not have problems on. FACT! *Diamond please*

Plugins Here we have a large selection of plugins, the first few basics that might interest you are: Factions, pvplogger, Nocheat, Anticheat, Silkspawners(allows you to mine spawners with a silk touch pick) MobMoney *pays you for killing mobs. Any Staff applications will be send to –> elsid51 on Skype.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Survival (pt-br)

Economy, Survival

this is my server Building griefing is “allowed” so you won’t end up destroying everything you see in front of you don’t use hacks don’t be toxic That’s it LOL

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

XiferWars PvP

XiferWars is an ‘amazing’ server with many plug-ins to keep you happy and delighted. We have Mob Arena, which players think is absolutely fun. Factions, one of our main plug-ins, and more to help you out. When you first join you get a kit with full black leather armour and full stone tools. We have PvPTimer so the new players won’t get insta-killed the first thing they walk into wilderness.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Gods Slained:	1	Animals Bred:	191

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

potato army

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

hello player our server name is potato army we have:- auto ranks economy cool ranks no real money is needed no donations banks custom enchantments crates etc everything is free and with ingame money no need of real money! join our server and say #potato to get 2 crate keys and 10,000$ in-game money!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Creativelife

Creative Life BETA For almost 2 years, thousands of players have immortalized themselves on our server, now they have joined forces open your doors together again. At the beginning you are alone, far away from those in power. You have to fight for your honor. Find yours Away, in a gigantic world. Consolidate the empire and learn new skills. What will you achieve? We have: fascinating PVP world with freebuild Reallife opportunities, with balanced economic system and properties Many events (Spleef, Deathcube, Bootrace and much more). a powerful server a lot of passion in the details User Webinterface Hungergames and much more !

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PCGsSMP

KitPvP

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Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MCraftGaming

this server is a fun faction server and you can donate

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Animals Bred:	157

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

All the Mods 7

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

All the Mods 7 free server , you’re allow to do anythings in this server . I bought the server just for fun, whenever modpack updated my server do so pls check your modpack if u cant join . FREEDOM

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ShadeCrest

Economy, PvE, Survival

Server IP: mc.shadecrest.com

Shade Crest is a collection of Minecraft servers with a strong community that values fun, competition, creativity, and variety in gameplay. While being competitive in groups, we genuinely respect one another, help each other out, and share experiences via our forums and teamspeak. We have a professionally led team of helpful staff that are constantly working to improve the server for the community. Shade Crest was founded in February 2011 and while we do not wish to be the biggest server, we do want to be one of the servers people think of for quality creative and survival experiences.

Shade Crest Survival is a multiworld server which shares a single iConomy/ChestShop based economy. Whether you chose to live in peaceful or pvp, your items and money transfer across worlds. There is a single spawn world where players come together to market goods, advertise towns, compete in events, and participate in arena based pvp. Our peaceful world is for those who wish for a challenging, cooperative PVE experience without the burden of global PVP, while our PvP world is tailored to thrill-seeking players who want to participate in exciting PvP fights and town rivalries. We also have a mining, nether, and end worlds which get periodically reset as new world generation content is implemented or needed to stimulate the economy.

ShadeCrest Creative is a multiworld server which promotes cooperative, creative building with an emphasis on quality building skill. Over time as you continue to prove your building skills, you can be granted higher ranks which give you access to worlds and tools like WorldEdit and VoxelSniper.

Interested in Joining? 1. Connect to mc.shadecrest.com 2. Enter the portal to either the creative or survival server. 3. Complete the new player tutorial, taking time to learn the rules. 4. Have fun!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Skyblock SMP

Economy, Skyblock

The Skyblock SMP or the Floating SMP is an SMP with floating islands, plugin mods, flying boats to travel, custom villagers at spawn and different worlds of floating islands! Keep in mind, this is an SMP. No griefing, stealing, hacking, xray, etc etc… Use common sense.

The YouTube video below was filmed at spawn!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PaleCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Palecraft is a newly launched chill mature non-pvp MineCraft Survival server. Feel free to come visit and check out the server.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CreepersGoBoom!

For more information on what our server has to offer, visit our website!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

jairuswow

Survival

fun server online sometimes plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssjoin

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.