No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

chillyminey

Survival

the sever is pretty chill and the people to and the people give stuff somtime and im cool to ………………………………………………………………………

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Flipside Tech

A server hosted on Ubuntu, that is really fun. Fun and creative(Not the game mode lol),Economy, Protection,Free Build. Nice Staff No Pvp

NEW MARKET, It has all the new items, and real elevators and music from zelda! It will blow your mind

99% up time over 7 months

Now in a new data center!!! State of the Art electric and cooling systems, including redundant UPS and diesel generators 24/7 biometric security Fast data transmission to the West Coast and Pacific Rim markets

If you need help go to mc.flipsidetech.com.

Now with 24GB of RAM

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HuabaCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

The server has a lot of different things to offer, our main game mode is survival 1.16.4 but it has a lot of custom features. The Ultimate goal for HuabaCraft is to make a community filled with creative and competitive players who can excel towards the top. The server is very new-user friendly as we have a bunch of people willing to help start your adventure! We can offer you: – Custom enchants (over 100+) – Stock made Shops – New innovative SHARDS system – World Bosses with Great Rewards – Premium features – Vote rewards – Crates – Adventuring -Active Community and Staff -Player-Based Economy -Custom Events And Much More!!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Infinite Apples

Infinite Apples is a Minecraft server which has been up and running – in one form or another – since the game was in alpha. The server runs 24/7 and has developed an international community of creative builders both young and old. With Bukkit and the Multiverse plugin, Infinite Apples now offers multiple worlds to explore and build in. We look forward to the continuing evolution of the server and it’s community!

Infinite Apples 2.0 has just recently released on Oct. 16, 2012 with new maps and a new leadership. New maps and content are being added monthly so don’t miss out… Join today!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Bridge

Creative, Factions, Survival, Towny

A chill Towny server that is based on a 1:500 scale map of the earth with an active player base and supreme staff structureing.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Forsaken Craft

Pvp minecraft server with plugins such as Factions, mcmmo, and raiding is allowed.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EUPVP

Anarchy, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

EUPVP is a practice PVP server dedicated to bringing the best Vanilla PVP practice experience for 1.16, we are based in Europe to give our players their best possible ping.

In this server you practice any form of pvp from axe/shields and UHC all the way up to end crystal PVP anarchy style. We are dedicated solely to 1.16 pvp support and you have creative mode to enable you to customise your own kit to practice with.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Towns Built:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Terramining

Do you have what it takes to live in a medieval world? Lets see…Your Kingdom Awaits…

24/7 • No Whitelist • No Lag • Factions • PvP • Home and Chest Protection • Wild Build • Anti-Grief • Shops and more!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

reewee smp

Survival

a fun smp with some people u will get starter kits and more goodluck on building ur base we are also gonna make a pvp area so have fun!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3276	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

IronMinecraft

A fun server with loads of features such as HungerGames, Capture the Flag, Treefarm, Public MobTraps, iConomy. Hope to see you in Ironminecraft soon!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Amigas forever

Creative

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Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crimson Ingot

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

You have discovered a unique and exciting Minecraft RP Server experience. Crimson Ingot is an ever changing world – where you become part of the story. There are many interesting facets that set this server apart from other PVP Style Servers – when you enter the land of Templehelm you will find a land full of Magic, Intrigue, Adventure and Deities! Role-playing here is encouraged and rewarded – IT’s a truly enjoyable and enriching experience. The main features of this server are: Skills, NPCs, Quests Factions, Economy, Shops, Magic, Classes and More Recipes. However some of the more interesting aspects of the server are: Kings – Only Kings can create Factions and completely manage the finances and members. Oracles – Another unique class to Crimson Ingot – Oracles are able to see who placed/removed blocks. Powerful Magic – Mages and Archers have different destructive magic and arrow based on their chosen creed. Creeds – This Server is not policed by Server Moderators – Instead the Land is watched over by six omnipotent Deities – any one of these Deities can be aligned with and you will gain particular Powers, Skills and Abilities depending on your chosen alignment – allowing each to have a unique game-changing power, including: Immunity from Monsters, Store XP in Bookshelves, Breathe Underwater, No Hunger and much more. These Deities may answer your prayers or bring their wrath down from the heavens. Limited Rain – Thanks to the Deity Deserma – you will not have to endure too much rain. Hidden Treasure and Spell Books – Explore the map to seek amazing riches and unique magical powers. Shrines and Temples – Impress the Deities with your building skills to receive favour and reward.

There is much, much more – but this you will have to discover for yourself…

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ores Mined:	4450
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CloudMC

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy Server – Hacking Is Allowed – NO LAG MACHINES

Join The Discord To Join A Faction – Main Factions =============

The Calvary

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Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MFC Direwolf20 server

This server is an BUILD server, so you can join/Make a town and PvE. Also this server is for the people that can really stay alive and make a living in this world. Are YOU ready for the challenge?

Dont Forget to leave a Diamond.

About our server: Our server is 50 slots with 16 GB of RAM. Our server is a survival server. PvP is not enabled, But is enabled in the PvP areas Towns are FREE PvP Arenas Also you can buy and sell items with ChestShop

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Vanilla Twist

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2417	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.