Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Dark Infinity

    Dark Infinity

    Description

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 35 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BallaghCraft

    BallaghCraft

    BallaghCraft! A Fun MineCraft Server For Everyone! Unique Spawn with portals to Mini-Games, Survival-Games,Survival worlds, Mini-Games and more PvP, Spleef, deatmatch, SkyGrid, Plotworld etc.

    Nice and helpfull Staff with access 247. Staff positions available.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Crops Grown: 8117 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Ramaniacraft

    Ramaniacraft

    A server for everyone 😀

    Server Addresse: 85.131.147.125:25565

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Magic Wands Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SoundCraft – Survival

    SoundCraft – Survival

    Calling the world of minecraft and all multiplayer junkies !!!

    This is SoundCraft-Survival: An amazing combination of 43 plugins makes you experience Minecraft like you never did before! Five world-maps and a full automated residence system generate the perfect conditions to discover nearly everything what’s possible in this game. To make it even more exciting we developed a rank-system (Lvl 1-8) and added “mcMMO”. Visitors will start as a “Guest” with very few permissions, but climb up to the next Rank very fast after doing some simple quests. When you advance to the highest rank (Big_Kahuna), you will be able to use ALL PLUGINS and to own huge estates. We got very helpful staff and a detailed server – guide (Help-Center) on http://soundcraft.yours.tv/. So what are you waitin for? C’mon and JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Villages Defended: 16
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • N04 – server539

    N04 – server539

    Hey guys!

    I am renting a small server from “theminecrafthost” holds approx. 20 players and is whitelisted.

    I am looking for friendly, mature players to work on projects together and build a RPGish world.

    Currently running latest version of craftbukkit with a few plugins.

    There is going to be very little building restrictions.

    If you are interested or would like more information contact me on steam: dazaricxyz or email: [email protected]

    –reminder its whitelisted so contact me first before you bother trying to join.

    http://blocksgonewild.enjin.com/

    thanks!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Prica Minecraft Server

    Prica Minecraft Server

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DerSeeglers vanilla survi

    DerSeeglers vanilla survi

    Sweet little vanilla survival server hosted by me DerSeegler.

    There are practically no limitations but also practically no plugins. However, there are logblock and globalban. So anyone who thinks they can build shit will simply be banned globally and their changes will be reversed.

    Admin: DerSeegler

    Mods: Jerry00

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TCMinecraft

    TCMinecraft
    The server is mostly ready to go. There might be some bugs so beware. Data loss is still possible. Join and help and get a Helper rank. I’m going to add more cool stuff.

    Java and Bedrock can join!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Cheesium Cloud

    Cheesium Cloud

    JOIN NOW! CHOOSE FROM MANY AWESOME GAMEMODES ALL CONNECT TO THE CHEESIUM NETWORK OF SERVERS!

    JOIN HUB.CHEESIUM.COM OR VISIT WWW.CHEESIUM.COM

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • House of Targaryen

    House of Targaryen

    **Before going any further, realize we are running the development craftbukkit for 1.5 so there are bugs and not all plugins listed are open because they aren’t up to date.**

    We are just wanting to play, socialize and simply have fun. We have a little bit of everything.

    We use multiverse so you can play with your friends doing a variety of things:

    – PvP (and yes we have hunger games) – Adventure maps (on scheduled days) – Building till your heart is content.

    We have also added to our server. A new spawn and a fresh look. We added a mob arena (with and without plugin). Currently working on a Capture the Flag. There is an arena and 3 working on 4 hunger games.

    So go ahead and come check us out at HouseTargaryen.mcservers.ws

    Thanks for taking a look and if you have any questions you can direct them to Lanna1981, Truetone, or Highsideqc

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Iron PVP

    Iron PVP

    This is Iron PVP, a German server with a lot of events. you have to note that the server is still being built

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TobyPC Minecraft

    TobyPC Minecraft

    Survival MCMMO Gameplay.

    Private server looking for decent people to join us. We will eventually move to whitelist. 🙂

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Fatcreeper Raid

    Fatcreeper Raid

    24/7 Chicago Hosted ServerThis is a raiding and pvp factions server with ranks and a farming aspect. The worldborder is a small 7.5k. Obsidian can be destroyed by TNT but is stronger than other blocks. Some blocks like diamond, are even stronger against TNT.Crop growth has been sped up. Shops to buy and sell items are available.Server ranks are now available! Rank up with your money from selling crops and gain bonuses! For every rank you gain an extra heart and you can get a total of 2 rows of hearts. You also get more faction power to claim land.Plugins: Factions, MCMMO, ObsidianDestroyer, morehearts *New map was generated Feb 7th 2019.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Universe-PvP

    Universe-PvP

    Come on and join our Server… We’re german but we can speak english

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MCLegend

    MCLegend

    All info at our webpage 🙂

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY