No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ReziCraft

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftersLand Network Servers EU

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

> Network Servers US: play.craftersland.us > Network Servers EU: play.craftersland.eu

We run modded servers too, for details visit our website. All our servers are hosted on dedicated servers in data centers and they are online 24/7.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Zen

82.192.76.211:25616 Plugins: Towny Essentials GroupManager MobBounty Rules: No Griefing No Hacks No Cheating in any way No swearing No advertising No X-Ray No asking for items No asking for Op

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ChillCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

ChillCraft is an active and friendly Minecraft community. We just updated the server to support Minecraft 1.8! We offer a taste of various Minecraft experiences! If you want: – PVP – Modded survival with economy – Creative – Vanilla survival – Mini-games and events

We have it! All players are very important to us. If you have a suggestion to improve the server, we will listen to you! Many of our official buildings are made by players like you! If you want a warm responsive community, ChillCraft is for you!

It’s a wonderful server, we hope you like it as much as we do! It is now home to new Minecraft users and Minecraft veterans. Will you join us?

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

IllestCraft

Illestcraft is the illest server you’ll ever go on 😉 . its an anarchy server with the most friendly staff you’ll ever meet on a server and is also very active as well. The server is hosted in the U.S. I’m here to provide intense PVP,Faction Wars etc, for all of yous around the world. GREAT ADMINS AND PLUGINS TOO! Brand new so JOIN NOW OWNER IS OXIJIIN NOW JDPROSLAYER (JdProSlayer is the user of the account posting this)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MJPvP

Great for all players great staff great builds just great server !!!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dimension Hops:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Addstar MC

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for a fun survival server with a friendly player community?

Our server is designed to be a kid/family friendly and fun environment for everyone! We have a small friendly community of players and we strongly promote respect for all players. All player builds/homes are protected by Grief Prevention and we are able to easily “rollback” any griefing reported by our users. We also have chat censoring to protect against swearing. Our friendly staff are always willing to help you out or happy to just have a chat if you’re bored!

NO GRIEFING – NO HACKS – NO TROLLING – NO SPAMMING – NO SWEARING – NO NAGGING

– Safe Kid/Family friendly environment, heavily moderated. – Survival PVE world (with Nether) – Creative world (for donators only) – Fun games with rewards (Spleef, PVP games, Chess, Archery, Connect 4, CTF etc) – Fully automated Survival Games – Economy with Item/Enchantment Shops – LWC protection (chests, doors, dispensers, etc) – NO PVP, except in PVP designated areas and games. – Hack/cheat detection – Cheaters are not welcome here!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

squaremc

survival fun read rules in the server with /rules or the sign on noteboard it is a danish server but all can join hope to see you in

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New New Canada

Economy, Survival

Survival Up to Date Ranks

Plugins: Dynmap Tree Assist essentials Iconomy

New Canada was first started in the alpha stage of Minecraft Under the ownership of Jesusfarts. Around beta time the New Canada server went down for good. A few members from New Canada Grabbed the world file and started hosting it again bringing back the great world they had started.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3355

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Wizmogaming

a great, small, minecraft server, that is looking for new and fantastic players to join us

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	76	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

F-C-N Server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

FCN Server is a build server developed since 2011 with large RPG elements, a friendly community and a ranking system based on building skills.

Rank up by building!

Extensive RPG!

In-game currency!

Big world!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EfsaneCraft

Sw 0 Lag 100 Capacity And Open 24/7.

Pvp is Open on the Server

To reach the admin, you can send an e-mail using /mail send Nish (your message).

There is only one thing missing from the server, that missing person is you!

http://www.facebook.com/Efsanecraft

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MooshServers

MooshServers is a Medium Size Minecraft Community! our goal is to give players the best minecraft experience as possible, Our Spawn has everything easy to Reach its a no brainer to roam around our spawn because were located in Flatlands. Hope you join us. We have many events such as Spleef, CTF, TDM, survival games, and mob arena! These will keep you busy when you are bored of playing survival! We also have factions and mcmmo to help you enjoy our server. WE have a fully functional economy and rank system. We can’t wait for you to join us so come on the server.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	8345
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MasterMinerZ – Faction/is

MasterMinerZ is a Danish/English minecraft server. Here at MasterMinerZ we care a lot about it being fair for everyone, so for that we have installed some plugins that make it harder to hack/cheat so that everyone has an equal chance. Our main plugin is Faction so you can create a clan with your friends. Battle against other clans and win glory and honor. You can also donate money to server, all money goes to the server, Buycraft, website etc..

We have: Faction world! Creative world! The World of Hunger Games! – Soon

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MildSeven FFA Community

Do you wonder what kind of server we host ?

The answer is pretty simple, we have no ‘type’ of gaming on our Minecraft server.

You can be a strong miner, a builder, a PvP, PvE guy, or a roleplayer if you wish. We use the term “Free For All” and “Community” on purpose.

Once your faction (guild) created, you will be able to disable or enable PvP and monsters in the area you claimed.

Buy stuff from other player stores, create your own.

Our view of gaming permits our players to be fully autonomous and enjoy the Minecraft the way THEY like.

Please check out our plugin list to have a full overview of what you can do in-game!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.