Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SmrtFasizmuMC – Roleplay

    SmrtFasizmuMC – Roleplay

    Hello friends,

    We are proud to present you a new old minecraft server called Death to Fascism MC. The server is a classic PVP/survival, and it was created from the old server of the same name that we all fondly remember, because it left a nice mark in our hearts. It was this feeling that inspired us to open the same server again and to create a healthy community that can be enjoyed by the young and a little older. (they are not to be thrown away either hehe).

    We wish you good fun and good company on our server.

    We will soon announce a competition for the staff team, which will be in charge of order and peace on the server.

    For all questions, we are at your disposal.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 161 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Epic Battles Fought: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ultimate PVP/RAID

    Ultimate PVP/RAID

    Hello there! We just started our brand new PVP/RAID server called Ultimate PVP/RAID. Our server runs bukkit and as i said it is a PVP/RAID server so griefing is allowed, but if you claim your base then they wont be able to grief it. We also have drop parties at the evening with some enchants and stuff. If you like our server you can ofc donate to higher ranks (more info on the server) and soon we will need to have some moderators (you can apply for moderator) Join the server and have a good time with your friends hope to see you soon!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AltiCraft

    AltiCraft

    AltiCraft is a multiworld server that includes survival, creative, a games world that includes spleef and rounds, and a plot world!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • M1nefreeks (Many Gamemodes)

    M1nefreeks (Many Gamemodes)

    Come and check us out!Come and check us out!Come and check us out!Come and check us out!Come and check us out!Come and check us out!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crew For Guts

    Crew For Guts

    Crew For Guts is a PVP survival server running on Spigot with plugins like WorldEdit and WorldGuard. Expect more plugins and features in the future!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 101631 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Truttle World

    Truttle World

    Truttle1’s small server!

    Plugins: =================== Petcreeper Essentials YEP GriefPrevention =================== This server was named after Truttle1’s pet turtle, Truttle, as well as his username.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pro Craft

    Pro Craft

    Why Pro craft? Pro craft is a minecraft server for new and pro players! We made this server because we want you to play with your friends and have fun. You can team up, create factions and make new friends too. We don’t recommend people griefing randomly. We are a very good community and we will respect your rights. Following the rules will make you rank up more easily and becoming staff.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • gronkhDE-Community-Server

    gronkhDE-Community-Server

    From the community – for the community.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Libelula V2

    Libelula V2

    This is a free server for all minecrafters. It’s free to play and don’t requiere a minecraft account for playing. Enjoy!!!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FullPvP

    FullPvP

    Full PvP is based fully on PvP. There are no mobs or any survival involved. To get better kits you need to donate this way you can get better kits.

    Don’t forget to Vote for us, this way you get money that you can spend at the shop or in an auction :D!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Asket`s server

    Asket`s server

    37.110.88.191:8123 – server`s DynMap. Whitelisted server for me and my friends. /w me at skype: wccrafter to get whitelisted.

    Welcome!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 217 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • New MC Server

    New MC Server

    LockedCraft is a professionally ran Minecraft server network. We provide a lag free, top of the line gaming experience to Minecraft players. Join us today and visit our website at www.LockedCraft.com

    Hub Server IP: MC-SMP.COM

    We offer many different types of gameplay to fit the needs of practically any Minecraft player.

    > Survival > Factions PvP > Skyblock > Hunger Games > KitPvP > Skyblock Warriors > Super Craft Bros

    We are always expanding.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CityCraft

    CityCraft

    LOOKING FOR STAFF, LIMITED TIME! Come on and play, we have all you need for a server. NO LAG! Parkour, PVP Arena, Shops, etc… SOON UPDATING TO 1.5.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 8523
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • OzoneCraft Network

    OzoneCraft Network

    SkyBlock || SkyGrid

    Traditional style skyblock and skygrid!! Updated with MC 1.10 well trained staff maintains a pleasurable environment. Thriving economy with player run shops!! We make every effort to make the server fun for all players.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Dimension Hops: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Ozonecraft Ocean PvP

    Ozonecraft Ocean PvP

    Skyblock style gameplay with a twist. Raid and kill your neighbors on the high seas. We make sure you enjoy your time on our server by having well trained staff and basic rules but encourage open world pvp and raiding! Come play with us!!!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
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