No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Devil’s Minecraft

Welcome to Devil’s PvP!

Devil’s PvP invites you to join us today!

Defeat enemies in massive pvp battles and defend your land.

Create a faction and make it the most powerful on the server.

Ally with fellow friends and form massive armies to take down all opposition.

Or have some fun by participating in the lottery and auctions!

Relax and join spleef, boxing, mob arena!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Infinicraft

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

Check out our website at http://infinicraft.net

Join the Infinicraft network! Home of unique games like War Games, InfiniSG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Join the Infinicraft Network Today!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TekkLads MC

Awsome Server To join Create Factions Play around with friends and get 3 people for 10 diamonds 😀

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftINC

CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Nathans Simple Survival

Survival

Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Phobos PVP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Crops Grown:	3963	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Escapecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

• Server IP: escapecraft.com • No Whitelist • Brand New Survival World • Latest Spigot with dozens of plugins • Friendly Staff & Community

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

qubecraft

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VDHI Craft

VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Legitland

A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VcGaming

Factions

We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Artesanato Scavenger

Scavenger Crafts

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

pignation

Economy, PvP

1.5.1 MINECRAFT

Hi, my name is Rowan Bos,

I am the owner of the spectacular ‘Pignation’ minecraft servers; we at Pignationaim to make you experience the very best of a brilliant game!

Our minecraft servers experience minimal lag and a superb set of staff who will help you with any queries, or problems.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

tcccast

Hello, we are a PVP/Freebuild/Surivalgames, but we are all somehow, in any case, the team consists of 4 people and that is enough for the beginning, so no, we are not looking for mods yet. We already had a few servers, but they mostly went offline due to time, but since we now have all the time, we are trying again with our new server. We hope that it will be more successful this time and we need you for that. We still have a lot of open projects such as: Spleef, Mobarena etc. but we would still look forward to seeing you. Joining is worth it and doesn’t hurt, I promise. 🙂

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Majkrafci

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Animals Bred:	87

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.