Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Planet Creeper Server

    Planet Creeper Server

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    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Vulcan PvP

    Vulcan PvP

    We are a Factions PvP server

    We run Minecraft 1.6.2

    We feel its important to listen to what the players have to say!

    You can type /f help and /vote for Factions and voting.

    See you on Vulcan PvP fellow player! IP: pvp.vulcanpvp.com

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Ketkucraft FactionPVP!

    Ketkucraft FactionPVP!
    Ketkucraft FactionPVP!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Zyinx Over 30 Worlds

    Zyinx Over 30 Worlds

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    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MinETSII

    MinETSII

    We are a free non-premium dedicated Minecraft server in Spanish. PVE, PVP, Creative worlds and minigames made with redstone. Play with us at mc.minetsii.es.

    If you have any questions, contact us on our forum (http://foro.minetsii.es) or on Twitter, where we are @minetsii. We are on version 1.4.6-1.4.7.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • AstroMC

    AstroMC
    Welcome to AstroMC, the ultimate Minecraft Prison experience! Immerse yourself in a thrilling world of crime and punishment as you navigate through our custom-designed prison mines, build your gang, and rise through the ranks.

    🔗 Connect and Conquer: Join our dedicated server to experience a unique prison environment. Make alliances, form gangs, and compete with other players.

    ⛏️ Custom Mines: Explore meticulously crafted custom mines, each with its own challenges and rewards. Test your mining skills as you progress through the ranks, unlocking new areas and opportunities.

    💎 Economy and Trading: Build your wealth by mining valuable resources, trading with other players, and investing strategically. The dynamic player-driven economy adds an extra layer of excitement to your prison journey.

    🏆 Gang Progression: Climb the ranks of our unique gang system. Top gangs after each season receive rewards.

    🎉 Regular Updates: Our server is constantly evolving with regular updates, adding new features, challenges, and content to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

    Join AstroMC now and embark on an epic journey. The challenge awaits!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Ores Mined: 8716
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Battle Factions| Cannons

    Battle Factions| Cannons

    If you like economy servers and factions then this server is for you with a added bonus of cannons for a realistic raiding experience. We also have a creative server, which has player made parkour, mob/player arena and wipeout. Our factions features include: Faction warps A /chat system to disable global chat for those who only want to talk in private chat A custom Battle token voting reward system. Mcmmo rebalanced to make it less op and more skill based

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 47

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • AstroCraft

    AstroCraft

    AstroCraft is a Faction/Pvp/Survival server. We have a very friendly staff and are dedicated to what we do. We are currently building a new spawn so the one you will spawn in is temporary. The donator ranks will be added shortly. We really would like some dedicated players, so join us today!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Safehaven Gaming

    Safehaven Gaming

    SafehavenGaming is a 1.7.9 Minecraft server Running on a Dedicated Server with 99.6% Server Uptime We Feature Teamspeak Voice Chat, Great Staff Support, Amazing Community, Survial, Skyblock , Factions , Minigames, HungerGames Servers, Great Donator Rewards, AntiCheating Plugins Much More!

    Survival Server Features: Huge world, Towny, Greylist for new players, 15+ community, ChestShop with great economy, No Griefing / PvP, Regenerated Resource world every 3 days.

    Skyblock Server Features: Auctions, Great Ranks, Regular Nether Regeneration, Economy, No age limit.

    Factions Server Features: PvP, Factions, Auctions, Silk Touch spawners, Great donator perks, Destroyable obsidian with TnT, No age limit.

    Teamspeak ip: ts3.safehavengaming.com

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Cake Dimensions

    Cake Dimensions

    particularities Properties Animals Monster Farmwelt Admin-Shop Events jobs Anyone can use Fire & Lava Chests can be secured Elevators, Gates and Bridges (Craftbook/Falsebook)

    Important! Admins are still being sought!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BeastsMC Creative

    BeastsMC Creative

    BeastsMC Creative is a simple approach to Creative Minecraft. We have NO WHITELIST and offer CREATIVE MODE plus FREEBUILD. Unlike many other servers, we don’t force you to use plots or apply just to play. You can join right now and be building within 5 minutes.

    To prevent griefer, we use a range of antigriefing tools. Through a combination of the top public tools and a few custom coded plugins, we’re able to combat griefing without limiting your freedom to build.

    Join today and start building!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftedMovie

    CraftedMovie

    Hello and welcome to CraftedMovie! This server is ran by a couple famous minecraft youtube stars! To join you must register and send in an application. Once you do that the staff will reply to you as soon as possible to tell you if you have been accepted! We have:

    MiniGames No Griefing PvP Arena Freeze Tag Spleef Parkour And Much More!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Skyblock.bz

    Skyblock.bz

    Looking for a skyblock server with friendly staff, an awesome community, and cool Mini games? Well look no further, skyblock.bz is the server for you!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SPluton Server

    SPluton Server

    we have /sethome /home /back /spawn ( you can have 5 homes, just name them ) /tpa /tpdeny /tpaccept unlimited map* we have LWC ( to lock stuff ) spleef / parkour pvp on toggle sponge restore, etc

    web map : http://spluton.mooo.com:8123/

    builder rank get fly and more homes ( 8 )

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • World Of Apollo

    World Of Apollo

    We are running a very active Vanilla 1.5.1 server and are looking for mature players. There are some plugins installed to combat x-ray and stealing. All blocks must be acquired by mining, buying, selling and trading. Creative Mode is not allowed and will not be used by admins. Admins will not give blocks either.

    The world currently has a border at 7,000 blocks and the border will be expanded with future Minecraft updates that include new biomes and ores that will only generate in new chunks.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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