Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2258
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Sanctum

    Sanctum

    Hardcore survival in version 1.6.2 We have awesome plugins like MCMMO and a great economy plugin. We have great staff members some being bsand, Noble1xCarter, barneyofmen981, and our admin mixon87. We have a survival world along with another world that is in the creative mode we like to call “The Sandbox”! We also have a donations program – when you donate you will recieve specials perks and fun permissions. Enjoy!! IP: mc.sanc.us

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MyMinecraft – Enhanced Survival

    MyMinecraft – Enhanced Survival

  • Monsters/Animals/PVP: Yes
  • Max Players: 200
  • Server Mod: Bukkit
  • Active Forum!: http://www.myminecraft.com
  • TeamSpeak: myminecraft.com
  • http://maps.myminecraft.com/ to view our world
  • Whitelist: No — Simply read the rules while in game, and agree to them. You simply chat the password that appears while reading the signs, and you will be instantly granted building rights on the server.

    This server does not require a whitelist. If you would like to read the rules before joining, please visit http://myminecraft.com/threads/rules-everyone-please-read.64/ If you agree to the rules, simply join the server, follow the sign to RULES, and the password to become a member is posted. It changes weekly, simply chat the password and you will be granted building rights on the server..

    We have teamspeak available: myminecraft.com

    We’ve been around since September of 2010, started out with hMod, so plenty of admin experience around the server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MCWars

    MCWars

    MCWars is a fun game where two teams compete(red and blue) to destroy each others gold mounument. The first team to destroy the opposing team’s mounument wins. There are a bunch of different class, most of which are free. Go on mc-wars.org for details.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4368

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ICMC Pure Survival

    ICMC Pure Survival

    Join today at: playicmc.com Also on BEDROCK AND MOBILE! ICMC Pure Survival is a server aimed at providing a nostalgic experience with classic gameplay mechanics. OLD PVP mechanics are utilized along with a simple server design built upon a server dating back to 2012.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • EaveeCraft Business

    EaveeCraft Business

    The top server for business savvy MC players. Start/join companies, buy stocks, get dividends, take over other player’s companies and more. Exclusive features not available on any other server. Anti-cheat/griefing/stealing with large friendly admin staff. Modded server

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • TheChunkyVoid

    TheChunkyVoid

    The Chunky Void Network Is a Fun Server For All Ages If You Want To Be Playing Peaceful With Your Friends And a Loving Community You can Have All The time You Want Here Or If You Want A Hard Core Adventure Against Extra Strong Mobs We Have That Basically Do What Ever You As the Player Wants 😀

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Superior Swords

    Superior Swords

    All People Welcome Great Admins, Mature and not annoying

    WHITE LISTED VANILLA SERVER

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 190
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ReeferCraft (EU) 24/7

    ReeferCraft (EU) 24/7

    Sick and Rired of all the wacky Minecraft Mods and Plugins? Just wanna play on a normal Minecraft game? You are very welcome to join us. Elites of InvDev

    TeamSpeak3 coming soon.

    Will White-List First 10 people. (8 out of 10) Looking for Ops. (0 out 3)

    You are very welcome to join our humble server. Working 24/7 hosted via minecraftserver.net

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • WASDCRAFT

    WASDCRAFT

    This server is very new, I hope you like it It does not require hamachi, there are groups that are on this server like [Admin], [VIP],[Mod],[Ayudante], [Miembro] prefinished,and [Miembro] con op

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • WalCraft Network

    WalCraft Network

    Special Servers: – KitPVP – HideAndSeek – BuildIt – PVP – QuakeCraft – BowSpleef – The Walls – Mario Kart – GhostCraft – SkyWars – Prison And Much more

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Villages Defended: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • topaz-craft

    topaz-craft

    Please come and join the server we are new and like new people the spawn u see is a temp. spawn and apply for staff join the website and apply please!!! cant wait to see u there. Please come and join the server we are new and like new people the spawn u see is a temp. spawn and apply for staff join the website and apply please!!! cant wait to see u there.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 69
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Kronic Zombie Survival

    Kronic Zombie Survival

    pvp / custom 3d guns / looting / raiding / gangs / renting / ranks / horses / bank / trails / bounty / and a whole lot more!

    Kronic Zombie Survival is a Zombie Apocalypse Minecraft Server. This server is managed by NullBlox/ZachryWilsn. You can learn more about the server and how to play on the website located at: www.kroniczombie.com

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • WoodyCraft

    WoodyCraft

    WoodyCraft.net is the premiere Minecraft experience. Also the http://youtube.com/user/WoodysGamertag server! We offer several servers including…

    – Factions Servers – World’s Greatest Prison Server – Skyblock Servers – Survival Servers – Creative Server – KitPVP Server – Survival Games Servers – Blocks vs Zombies Server – Sky Wars Servers – Pizza Spleef+ – Speed Run

    Donate at store.woodycraft.net. Our donation ranks give you perks across ALL of our servers! We offer so many games and so many more are coming that WoodyCraft is one of the best deals in all of MineCraft.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2700 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Tr1pW1re

    Tr1pW1re

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    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Explore-MC

    Explore-MC

    New Server: Survival server with claims. Creative and PVP coming soon.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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