No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	71
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DevilCraft

DevilCraft is a server with many stuff such as PVP, MobArena, Factions, Grief and more. Join us now and you won’t regret it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2877	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Gir-Society

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Minecraft IP: play.girsociety.com Discord: https://discord.gg/girsociety Dynmap: http://mc.girsociety.com:8123/

Discover the realm of Gir-Society, an exceptional survival server where adventure knows no bounds. Elevate your journey with ranks, earn rewards through voting, wield unique custom items, and bask in the company of our welcoming staff.

Immerse yourself in an untouched survival encounter, where the essence of your creations remains untarnished. Our steadfast commitment to preventing griefing ensures that your architectural marvels are shielded from harm’s way. If unadulterated survival resonates with you, look no further – your quest ends here.

Embark on a new horizon at your command! Utilize the random teleport function to venture afar and inaugurate your odyssey. It ushers you to a destination within the expansive sphere surrounding spawn.

-Gir-Society

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CastleCraft

CastleCraft is an “OldSchool” server, like in the good old days. Not gigantic cities with square plots of land, but with lots of them small sleepy villages. Come and join us and we will take you with us Receive joys!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Redstone Realm

A fun survival no grief new server. 🙂

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6794	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Minecraft Bay

======Welcome!====== On our new server…

Our server is an ALLROUND server, of course online 24/7…And has the following features…

=========Games========== ->Catacombs

->MobArena

->Spleef

->Survival/HungerGames

->PVP Arena

->AdventureMap

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Darkrider

Darkriderz is a great place to relax and have fun with the communite. we have creative SG and more muti games!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Gravelcraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP

The new Minecraft server Gravelcraft.nl. Free to join (no whitelist).

Features: – Factions – Survival – Creative

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Empire Craft | Towny SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Empire Craft

Empire Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server since 2012 with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. You can play with your friends, make land claims, create shops, make player warps, buy & sell items to others and more..!

Here’s a few things we offer: McMMO, Player Warps, Player Economy, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks Using In-Game Money…

We do our best to keep this community a friendly place. If you’re looking for a fun survival server, then gives ours a shot 🙂

Hope to see you soon!

play.empire-craft.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Enchantments Applied:	287
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EDO’S WORLD

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Zealanderville

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a friendly, survival server with helpful staff and a great community. Our server features a few fun extras such as; mcmmo, mypet, jobs,auctions,and several different PVP arena (mob,regular and class PVP). We also have some fun minigames: kickin’ chicken, spleef, and a COD spin-off.

Stop by and say HI! Happy playing The Z-Team!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EpicCraft

Welcome to EpicCraft The realism server!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WeBuildCrap

We are a Bukkit based PVE survival server. We also have a creative world and are working on a gameworld that will include a hunger games arena. But this is far from vanilla. This is a fairly small server where everyone is quite helpful. We have a large variety of Plugins ranging from protecting your land, animals, and self to mods that make the game more challanging, as well as an economy fueled by users buying and selling to eachother. We highly encourage towns and user built things. Check out our forums for more information at www.webuildcrap.com We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Cloudcreeper Minecraft

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Farms Harvested:	889

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ActionPVP – Minigames

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Here at ActionPVP we didn’t just want to build a Minecraft server, we wanted to build a community of PVP’ers. So we put together a team of great coders and set out on building a fully custom plugin and website to support our dream of an easy friendly place to jump in and play PVP matches at any time.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8744	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TownCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

TownCraft is a community driven SMP Server. Player run economy with an item based currency, player run towns and shops, fun plugins such as McMMO, and much more! Server was created in 2011 and ran up until 2015. The server was offline until 2022. Now I have rebuilt the server from the ground up and am excited to share it with the public!

We function a bit differently than “Towny” servers. We do not use towny, but rather Grief Defender with the RealEstate addon. This allows for very customizable towns and plots that can be sold, leased, or rented. All plots are protected. To encourage living in a town, raiding is allowed in the wild. Living in towns will have benefits such as local shops, protection from PvP and raiding, and creating friends! Now you may build and live in the wild but you may be raided or killed! Anyone can become a “mayor” and given a special role that can create a town claim and plots. For more details checkout the website or ask in game!

Basic rules No cheating / exploits No racism, homophobia, sexism, or any other type of disrespect. No swearing. TownCraft is welcome to members of all ages, profanity is censored. Don’t be rude.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8968	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!