Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • InfiniteMC Overpowered Raiding 1.7.2

    InfiniteMC Overpowered Raiding 1.7.2

    ★Features★

    – MCPVP Teams – MCPVP Trackers – MCPVP Go Warps – MCPVP Spawn Protection

    Well, please join us now, we are growing really fast! This is the best server. Please like the post so we can get at Most Liked. We also have a server website. You can always visit our website for the latest news and updates. Please go to www.hc-infinitemc.enjin.com

    IP: pvp.infinityraids.net

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • PlatyCast

    PlatyCast

    Hermitcraft-like server! The server focuses on vanilla similar to how Hermitcraft is but with plugins to make it easier and without any griefing.

    Come play survival!! The server is 24/7 and is always updated with the latest build of spigot and plugins. We also have custom plugins!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Void Armor Forged: 30

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • GameChatWorld

    GameChatWorld

    A friendly, no nonsense server, with regular members and helpful staff. Server is survival so you can pick out any open part of the world and start building. Worried about grief? No need to worry, just inform the nearest staff member and they will punish the wrongdoer and roll back any damage done!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 25

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • northern Realms

    northern Realms

    – Welcome to Northern Realms MC. We are proud to anounce the grand Re-opening of the long awaited peaceful, economy based, Towny server known as Northern Realms. We are the third generation in a long line of past PvP Towny servers, Hardcore PvP Faction servers, and now as a Family Friendly Economy based Towny Server. The staff of the server have been working on this server for a long time now, and are finally releasing the IP to the public ( 69.175.124.76 ).

    – Come and check out the servers amazing spawn built by many people including Jonnyboy838, Khrysteen1973, Maalur, Codebomb, Pumpumrasta, daabest1. We encourage many new players to join and ask questions if you need help. You will find that you will be able to progress quickly in the world of Minecraft with the help of not only the staff, but everyone else on the server as well.

    – If you have any questions before joining, or while on the server, or just want to chat, feel free to log onto the Teamspeak 3 server and talk to all of us here at Northern Realms ( ts43.gamespeak.com:9269 ) as we always have someone on to talk. We will soon be having drop parties of items once we start getting a steady flow of people (P.S: They will be epic!!).

    – We hope to see you all very soon. From all of us over at Northern Realms, we hope you have a wonderful time.

    All of the above and much more at Northern Realms!63.209.37.233:9111 ) as we always have someone on to talk. We will soon be having drop parties of items once we start getting a steady flow of people (P.S: They will be awesome :3).

    We hope to see you all very soon. From all of us over at Northern Realms, we hope you have a wonderful time.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4162 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Warzonedefenders

    Warzonedefenders

    A Minecraft “First Person Shooter” Server Host:join.warzonedefenders.com Website: http://warzonedefenders.com

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • WolfCraft

    WolfCraft
    WolfCraft

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Strongholdcraft

    Strongholdcraft

    A factions, pvp, griefing, and all around war-fest server. We allow pvp, griefing, TNT cannons, and any other thing that floats your boat.

    We have a small team of relaxed, patient staff, who are at your service, and some awesome donor ranks!

    Complete with a player market, and an adminshop!

    We also have the bloodmoon which will kick your ass!

    Factions, PvP, Griefing, Bloodmoon, Economy, TNT

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • RebornCraft

    RebornCraft

    Hub: Yes,Factions: Yes,Raiding: Yes,Custom Plugins: Yes,Friendly,Staff: Yes,Website: Yes,Creative: Yes,Plots: Yes,Donator Ranks: Yes,HardCore Survival Yes:,No Health regen: Yes,Prison: Yes,A lot of Mines: Yes,Voting reward every x votes: Yes,Kitpvp: Yes,Custom Kitpvp Plugin: Yes,Custom Maps: Yes,Minigames: Yes,Paint War: Yes,Survival Games: YesCapture,The Flag: YesSky Wars: Yes,Skyblock: Yes,Spleef: Yes,Quake: Yes,Paint Ball: Yes,Dedicated Server: Yes,Cracked: Yes,AND ALOT MORE: YES

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BigCity

    BigCity

    HiHo Minecraftfreunde May I introduce you to Server BigCity. What do we have to offer? 1. A lot of plugins (also fun plugins) PS: if there are any plugin ideas Just let us know and we’ll take a look at it. 2.Active, friendly admin team who also have a bit of fun from time to time 3.Much more Join, take a look at it.

    Hopefully see you on the server soon

    LG

    Owner sticker Admin kingofthweed and the mods/supps

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Corruptioncraft

    Corruptioncraft

    Come join are brand new server we have the best staff the server is a work in progress but we also have Are own Custom Biomes Wither Are REALLLY awesome so come join corruptioncraft.mcserver.ws

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • DestinyPVP

    DestinyPVP

    You have conquered hundreds of other servers…Your faction ruling them all. Everyone looking up to you in terror. Now there is one server left to conquer. A unique one. One with different weapons, with armor abilities, with features some servers have never even heard of. The time has come to create your own destiny, and leave your mark in history.

    DestinyPVP is a new type of Faction server. Instead of using the generic vanilla minecraft mechanics and weapons, we use custom weapons and armor to give PVP a whole new feeling. We pride ourselves on being unique, and that is what we intend on being. We have friendly staff and a kind community. The best part is, we are able to provide all with NO LAG!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Towns Built: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ores Mined: 2506

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • AirPlay

    AirPlay

    /Towny/PvP/Loot

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Void Armor Forged: 22

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DodgyCraft

    DodgyCraft

    Hello and Welcome to DodgyCraft. We are a semi op factions raiding server. We are a reasonably new server and we are looking for people who can be active staff members. Our aim is to bring raiding in factions to a whole new level. We do all kinds of interesting things within our server for instance we do lost of tournaments with nice prizes to be won. We also reward those that find bugs/glitches or are reporting players for breaking the rules. Come and join us if you interested in having some fun with your friends or even if your interested in starting a raiding series on youtube. We have a youtuber rank for those who think they fit the criteria.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 New Chunks Explored: 788595

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Down Under Survival

    Down Under Survival

    Economy Based, Limited PVP, Friendly Admins, Prism Protected, Regular Serverwide Skype and Teamspeak Chats

    We are a new server that was created by 3 admins who were sick of the corrupt administration we had witnessed on previous servers. We regularly hold server wide skype and teamspeak chats and have a up and running economy that allows players the freedom to set up their own shops. Due to the varied schedules of the admins, the server will be moderated most, if not all the time. Feel free to ask the admins for more details if you have any questions about anything

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Fieldcraft

    Fieldcraft

    Fan of PvP? So come and play on the Fieldcraft PvP Factions server, lots of things await you like HungerGames, War, Spleef etc… Lag-free server! Join more than 80 people connected per evening, regular events are organized every day, plugins translated and created by us to guarantee you a unique game mode. You will never get bored, we create new games every week! Join the community now!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Emeralds Found: 1977

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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