Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Villages Defended: 16 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 9327 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Tinycraft 1.7.2

    Tinycraft 1.7.2

    Here is the Brand new 1.7.2 Survival/Factions/KitPVP/Skyblockserver for everyone.Come join us and be part of our family :)! I will try to livestream and YouTube on the server often! Livestream: http://www.twitch.tv/vtxeliminate and YT: http://www.youtube.com/user/VTXEliminate

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • RoamCraft Networks

    RoamCraft Networks

    RoamCraft is a prison server. You begin in prison, where you must work through our many ranks by selling ores and gems you mine. You may PVP in designated areas, but don’t let the guards see!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Crops Grown: 8523

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BlazeMc

    BlazeMc

    Factions, Towny, Prison, WarZ, Survival Games, Creative and Survival, PVP.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Let’s Mine Reallife

    Let’s Mine Reallife

    You will soon find our detailed server description here Look forward to it! 😀

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ElitePvpGaming

    ElitePvpGaming

    198.154.103.121 that is my ip hope to see you then

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • JanjaTown Prison

    JanjaTown Prison

    A PRISON SERVER

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Geomecraft

    Geomecraft

    Updated Minecraft Server With Everything You Can Imagine and More from Creative to PVP, including Games. You can enjoy the best experience in Minecraft, and you can also talk to us through our private ts (Team Speak) (ts.geomecraft.com). You will enjoy a wide variety of games and activities and also periodically perform Habra events. Visit Our website http://www.geomecraft.com/ for better information. We are waiting!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9225 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BWL Servers

    BWL Servers

    Custom World Generation Friendly Players No Lag No pay2win Server Shop – /shop Land Claims – /claim Skyblock – /is Plotworld – /plot auto

    Why play on the big networks or random servers hosted on Grandma’s wifi? We’ve been around since 2012 and aren’t going anywhere.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Wynncraft – Minecraft MMORPG

    Wynncraft – Minecraft MMORPG

    Wynncraft is the largest fully-featured MMORPG Minecraft server. No mods required!

    Explore a vast and rich world with thousands of other players! Forge your own path! No mods are required to play.

    Choose between 5 classes and 15 archetypes. Level up, trade on the player market, slay bosses, discover secrets and loot, capture territories with your guildmates, and much more. The choice is yours!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • AU Gamers

    AU Gamers

    FREE Tekkit Server (Race to Space) 50 Slots. Claim Blocks, Store. 4 Admins. Come and have a blast.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Buildings Constructed: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Go-Craft Server network

    Go-Craft Server network

    Hello Minecrafters, We are GoCraft, a server network, we are trying to be the best for each player, we wil help the player from start to finish, we have servers for young and old for Dutch and English everything is possible,

    Greetings Go-Craft Team,

    [Cracked Server][GoldRush][survival 1.8 World][skyblock][factions][creative][kit_pvp every 24 hours automatic map rotation][No lagg][32 G b Ram][24/7]

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blockaddicts

    Blockaddicts

    PVP enabled Survival and building focused server. Long term 24/7 server, has been running for nearly 2 years now. Money system, chest shop, many worlds , VIP ranks, money from kills, anti combat log, anti xray. And much much more. In need of more UK time zone players to balance out the Americans ! mc.blockaddicts.net Also have team speak, same IP as the server 37.187.76.43 Or just use mc.blockaddicts.net for that too. Server recommended Texture pack: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/901498-x64162152147-ovos-rustic-pack-redemption-v101-updated-20130714/ Server DYNMAP http://mc.blockaddicts.net:25587

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Root of Cube

    Root of Cube

    A survival server with mcmmo, factions and falling blocks

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • JumpKillers

    JumpKillers
    JumpKillers

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 301 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ProCraft Gaming

    ProCraft Gaming

    About ProCraft Gaming Here at Procraft gaming our goal is to provide our players with the best multiplayer experience possible. We do this by having a strong community that has active and mature staff members. We spend a lot of time coding custom plugins to add things into the game such as Guns and Explosives. Factions is a big part of ProCraft, Since we are not a hub server, We have 3 main worlds that consists of MiniGames (Game), Cod (call of duty) and Factions (Main World) We have these worlds for one main purpose. When you do really well in COD or Minigames, You are rewarded cash or items. You can use this cash to purchase guns in the shop. And use guns instead of weapons in the factions world! Thats right. Factions With Guns.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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