No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ores Mined:	4426	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6941	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	549630
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TwiCraftMC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Potions Brewed:	86
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Animals Bred:	182	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CosmosMC

Earth, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5916
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MyHEROES

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Shack

LifeSteal

Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SurvivalVerse

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	5632	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AndromedaPVP – Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Fire Vanilla

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Fire Vanilla is one of the most popular 1.9+ PvP networks! And here is why you should join today!Out gamemodes consist of:• Economy Survival • Practice • Box PvP • Events So ready for a challenge? Join the most competitive Minecraft PvP network today! Bedrock and Java welcome!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Potions Brewed:	181

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!