No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1378	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Villages Defended:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	229
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Animals Bred:	94
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	47
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Emeralds Found:	453
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Towns Built:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7227	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Crops Grown:	7870
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	250	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.