No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	4246
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Villages Defended:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Potions Brewed:	185
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6848
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4896	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Animals Bred:	86
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ores Mined:	1143	New Chunks Explored:	496602
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.