No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Animals Bred:	183
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	276
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6004	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magic Items Found:	1345
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Potions Brewed:	157

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Ores Mined:	4295
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	157
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	4978

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.