No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ores Mined:	7456
Magic Items Found:	4028	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Crops Grown:	8178

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Potions Brewed:	146

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	188	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3934
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Divine Spears Created:	24	Star Shards Collected:	115

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Towns Built:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Star Shards Collected:	201

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.