No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3010
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SpillZone

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to SpillSone Norwegian Minecraft Server!Game zone consists of several game zones, which means that you can choose from * Survival * Towny * Vanilla (Whitelisted) * MiniGames (BedWars, BuildBattle, Parkour, The Lab, and PartyGames)You choose what suits you to play!But I recommend that you read the SpillSone.no website for more information!The server opens 28 January 2024

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	505653	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Animals Bred:	169	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Crops Grown:	6339
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8754	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
New Chunks Explored:	243727	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Star Shards Collected:	156	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	56
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	2294

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.