No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Buildings Constructed:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	4220	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	158	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	69
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crops Grown:	9191
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Farms Harvested:	405

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Potions Brewed:	153
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!