No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CrystalCraftMC

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is CrystalCraftMC!

CrystalCraftMC is a small server network that has been online for over four years, featuring a semi-vanilla survival server and a creative server!

In our semi-vanilla survival world, you can explore the world just as the Mojang developers intended it to be explored. You can travel endless landscapes of the world as far as the eye can see until you find somewhere you want to call home. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed, and there are no plugins giving donors unfair perks to ruin your survival experience. If you get bored in mining and building, you can play in the MobArena with friends.

If you are feeling inspired, you can head to our creative server to try out designs for your survival builds or just to show off your creativity with the rest of the community. We love to see people show off their talent on our creative server, and you might even catch a staff member’s eye and get your creations featured on one of our other servers.

No matter what you choose to do, you can have a good time on CrystalCraftMC. We have a mature and responsible server staff that are here to help you have a good time! Unlike many other servers, staff will never raid, destroy, or harm your progress!

Our server experience has been tailored over a course of four years, and we are looking forward to seeing you online!

Check out our website here! https://crystalcraftmc.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MBCraft Factions

Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Part of MBCraft Network! Join our factions server and learn more about us! NO PAY TO WIN WITH GARBAGE RANK KITS…

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Aerth Minecraft Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Main worlds PvE, new PVP world for those who want to fight. Friendly supportive staff, eternal sun every Sunday, economy, skills, NEW minigames being added! Come explore and build with us!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TheReawakens

TheReawakens is a creative build server, we make Timelapses and creation videos of builds on our server, we do also have a survival world

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4732	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Linearpvp

PvP

a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	244
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Love Letters Sent:	8	Farms Harvested:	191

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	964023	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

join plz theres loving staff free ranks and cool survival so if u would like to join copy the ip and paste it so i would have some players its ok if u dont want to join but if u want to join plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz join and plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss join this good server

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
New Chunks Explored:	727505	Divine Spears Created:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Crops Grown:	9086	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Star Shards Collected:	82
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Towns Built:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mines Excavated:	4796	Emeralds Found:	4583

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!