No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	8079	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

OxyCraft

Oxycraft is a Standard Survival Bukkit server, with cool admins and moderators. We have a fun community and the staff members are plain awesome. Come join the fun at Oxycraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GoobCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

re you sick of being lonely in singleplayer? Tired of joining a server and having to walk across the world to find a tree? Annoyed with massive, crowded, servers? Well then come join our server and be lonely on there, at least you’ll have plenty of trees to talk to and lots of building space :D.

But seriously, we are a small community. We are however, looking to get bigger and have more active players. We can’t get bigger without help from you. We need you guys to get on, without you guys the server won’t get any bigger and will eventually die.. Do you want that blood on your hands? Anyway, I am getting off topic.

If you enjoy the server remember to come back!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ChainCraft

Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Factions PvP BUILD YOUR VAULT

NO ADVERTISE NO HACKING/MOD/XRAY NO SPAMMING

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchantments Applied:	214	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DemolishSMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla SMP with near 0 members. We would appreciate it if you could join our server! We have teams and sometimes wars.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Towns Built:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Craft Survival Games

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival Games

Welcome to craftsurvivalgames! This is a hub network with lots of servers to fill your needs : AcidIsland (new) Duel (new), Gun (new) ROTMG (Realm of the mad god – new) Factions Skyblock Skywars Creative – now large plots SG Minigames Prison IP: playsurvivalgames.com Voting: If you vote for us, you will get 5 bottles of enchantment, 1 diamond and 500$ in-game money!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Runes Activated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Voleria

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the world of Voleria! – now on 1.16+

Voleria is a mostly vanilla server– offering a few plugins here and there to make things such as teleporting or protecting your home a lot less tedious. Although centered around the survival experience, we also offer Murder, PVP* and other ways to experience the riveting world of Voleria.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dwarfs Vs Zombies

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

This is a dwarfs vs zombies server. Its 24/7 and is automated with a custom plugin. There is no whitelist. Enjoy

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9476	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Qaxolotl

Economy, Survival

Hey! This Is My Server. OP-Survival You Can Join With A Cracked Account Too We Use Nether Stars As The Main Currency, You Will Get A Starter Kit The First Time You Join, In That Starter Kit You Will Get Some Nether Stars And 3 Shop Licenses(You Need These To Get A Shop).

With A Shop You Can Get More Nether Stars And With Those Nether Stars You Can Buy A Enchant Of Choice, But It Will Only Go Up One Level. Each Enchantment Level Costs 16 Nether Stars. To Get A Enchant Upgrade You Can Ask Me (Ingame: QAxolotl) Or (Via Discord) To Let Me Upgrade Your Tool. We Also Have Clans. To Make A Clan You Need To Pay 9 Stacks Of Nether Stars(Its Not Alot Tho). To Join A Clan You Have To Ask The Owner Of The Clan To Join That Clan.

I Hope You Will Join! And If You Join, Good Luck With Your Journey!! Version: 1.16.4

Greetings, QAxolotl And Nomarian.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Towns Built:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NOBSMC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP

Players are thrown into a world of turmoil and despair as the free for all PvP world tests players’ skills in combat. Make friends quickly in order to survive; create factions and expand to nations to battle against other opponents and reap the rewards of war! Players immediately spawn in the safe town equipped with all your needs including shops, help guides, examples of how to work the extensive plugins available to players amongst many other things!

The town has things including shops with our iBuy plugin where food / supplies can be bought in order to fill your chests for battle! The town also has helpful guides, useful tips and Moderators / Admins can be pmed if you have any further questions!

Dare players venture out into the wild? Seek foes or make alliances. Find the hidden caves with winding paths littered with treasure or foul and break rules and end up spending time in our jail. Its up to you. Conquer, or be Conquered.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	35	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Goob Craft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of joining servers with broken economy’s? Tired of pay to win? Then join goobcraft, This server is less then 2 weeks olds, great staff, good builders and grinders. So if you’re looking for a server to run you better start now before the player gap is far to big!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Potions Brewed:	24	Farms Harvested:	340
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PVPAura

KitPvP, PvP

Welcome to PVPAura this is a pretty chill KitPVP Server! Anyways Just hang out and have fun! Hope to see you there! Have a good day!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Longbirch Vanguard is a fun Survival/RPG server with immersive custom races, classes and quests. Join an ever-growing world of lore with tons of cool bonus features and upgrades from your standard vanilla experience.

Players can go on quests for unique rewards or party up and raid a dungeon or two and level up their class, unlocking cool new abilities!

We currently have 9 races and 9 classes for you to choose from and we have plans to add more.

There is also a growing selection of customizable pets, from frogs to foxes, that will follow you into battle and carry your burdens.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NetherCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Survival

we have survival factions and kitpvp, we have custom enchants armor and weapons, we have a lot of things and rewards for survival, we are working to make NetherCraft Fun and enjoyable, we are still in developing stage but we would love it if you came down and come play for a bit, also we are a 1.16.4 server not 1.16.5

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CorruptedMC

Corrupted MC is a survival server with factions and McMMO. There is always somebody on the server and something to do, so come check us out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crops Grown:	5272
Animals Bred:	197	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

[24/7][1.6] FreeCraft

At Freecraft, We offer you:

– Survival World

– Build (Creative World)

– Sort of Roleplay World

All in 3 different worlds! We have a global Economy system (iConomy) and different gamemodes.

We require you to register on our website before you get permissions. This decreases grievers massively, experience tells us.

Enjoy your stay!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.