No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MortalPVP | 24/7 Factions

So, Let’s get this straight, I’m not one of those stupid guys who go “Hey guys! Josh here! And today im showing you how this server is unique!” No. Stop Josh, Just stop. NO server is unique, We all use the same plugins and essentially act the same. Players make a server, not plugins. We have a pretty small yet Decent community with a decent website (WIP) and some Cool plugins like shops and so on (The usual) But if you are sitting here reading this, I’m guessing you’re pretty damn bored, Some hop on the server. Maybe you will learn something new maybe not, But i wager it’s better than sitting here reading endless PMC posts.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MinecraftMalta

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games

★★ 5 Servers – 1 IP ★★ ➝ JOIN NOW! ✔ ➝ 24/7 ✔ ➝ 24GB RAM ✔ ➝ 200 slots ✔ ➝ NO LAG ✔ ➝ Non Premium Players Allowed ✔ ➝ Economy ✔ ➝ GamesRoom (PvP, PvE, Parkour, etc.) ✔ ➝ Factions ✔ ➝ Plots ✔ ➝ Friendly Staff ✔ ➝ VIPs ✔ ➝ Many features and more coming! ✔ ★ https://www.facebook.com/MinecraftMalta ★

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Titan

Welcome to Titan,

This is a Factions PvP server at its finest. The server is just starting again and is welcoming new players into the server.

Voting here and the other lists we are on (links on our forums) you ear 5 diamonds and 1 Enchant Point

What are Enchant Points? They allow you to use the shop to customize what enchantments are on your items. Want an Unbreaking sword? done. Want a Sharpness Steak? done. Anything goes in that shop.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	797
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Devil’s Minecraft

Welcome to Devil’s PvP!

Devil’s PvP invites you to join us today!

Defeat enemies in massive pvp battles and defend your land.

Create a faction and make it the most powerful on the server.

Ally with fellow friends and form massive armies to take down all opposition.

Or have some fun by participating in the lottery and auctions!

Relax and join spleef, boxing, mob arena!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	253	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Infinicraft

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

Check out our website at http://infinicraft.net

Join the Infinicraft network! Home of unique games like War Games, InfiniSG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Join the Infinicraft Network Today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TekkLads MC

Awsome Server To join Create Factions Play around with friends and get 3 people for 10 diamonds 😀

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftINC

CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Nathans Simple Survival

Survival

Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Phobos PVP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	84	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Potions Brewed:	90	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Escapecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9220

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

qubecraft

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	910352

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VDHI Craft

VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Legitland

A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VcGaming

Factions

We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	1829
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Artesanato Scavenger

Scavenger Crafts

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.