No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Emeralds Found:	9638	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HoboNation PvP Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP

Visit our website at http://www.hobonation.net/ We are cracked so anyone can play, even if you do not have minecraft! We have allot of players playing in the server at all times. We have donation packages you can purchase to help support us and gain some reward. (Located on our website)

Server IP: HoboNation.Net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Towns Built:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FlatCreative

Come visit our city! Surprises abound in each city block. Want to build your own mansion? Go outside the city limits in no-mans land and have a blast!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Towns Built:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LazleCraft

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Carbon MC

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour

Create | Combat | Conquer

Carbon Mc is a plot creative and survival factions server like no other. Pushing the envelope in unique entertainment, Carbon offers a truly engaging experience. Inspire and impress others with buildings in creative plots, become a legend and explore the far reaches of the custom factions world, or prove your skill with challenging parkour, and intense PvP arenas.

–Customize Your Permissions–

Carbon MC’s ground-breaking permissions system allows the player to have total control over how they receive their perks by enabling them to buy permissions individually. No longer must a player wait to obtain a special rank, or donate lots of money just to receive powerful permissions. At Carbon MC, all you need is a bit of dedication to become fully equipped for whatever obstacles lay in your path.

–Physical and Virtual Economy–

The economy on Carbon MC is intuitive and flexible. Based entirely on the gold ingot, players can earn gold by mining it in factions, spending time online, completing the parkour, building an exceptional plot, and more. The best part is, your balance is synced among all three servers, so buying permissions is never easier.

Join today! —– IP: carbon.mc.gl —–

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SyroCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

A Semi-vanilla Survival RPG-like Minecraft Server SyroCraft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few RPG elements added into the mix to spice up the “End Game” of Minecraft while still focusing on the whole survival aspect of the game as well. We also have a creative world for the build-planning folk and for those who just want to mess around with infinite blocks.

We support voting while offline! (After your first login!) meaning you can vote for us, and then claim your vote rewards in-game the next time you log on.

Come join us for some fun and games! We can’t wait to meet you.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	978
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	290	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TitansCraft

TitansCraft Bukkit Server!!!

MobArenas PvP Arena Survival Factions Creative Parkour

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	59

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Enderarmy Survival.

Survival SMP no greif/raid and Vote for the server for Three free Diamond! and $100!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crops Grown:	7217
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

W00t Craft

PVP/Survival/Economy/Hunger Games/Mob Arena/Disguise Craft

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

XeGaming Home Edition

Creative, Economy, Survival

Epic Community Small Scale Server.

Adult owned and operated, many plugins for your enjoyment!

iConomy Homes/Warps LUCK Citizens Chestshops! KillerMobs BetterSleep, and more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Crops Grown:	7430
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CubeLand

CubeLand is one of the best portuguese server’s based on PVP , with plots and lot of arenas.

JOIN Today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Bluedog

Hi All of you out there this is bluedog owner whose server is 24/7 it is faction/pvp we really do a lot for the server there are about 60/70 in server every day so it is not a server that is not known there are some ranks you can get for free it’s vip/vip+ vip can /hat /top /invsee but can’t take things and can also kit vip where vip+ can do the same but can make nick with color and write with color and much more you mustn’t ask about up no kind of hack no spam no advertising also further we have an intro to the server you can see it here somewhere see you there BYE Regards bluedog

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ZbuCraft

Hey, I’m BronzeGaming and with my friends Uzzz1 and zavago93 we have started a new server. The server has 24/7 host and almost unlimited slots. We had a server before but then we upgraded to this new serverhosting website.

Right now there is no plugins on the server but that will be fixed in the near future! The only thing that we can afford you guys right now is normal survival, but later on we will add, Survival games (Hunger games), creative, and yeah, many other things.

This server hasn’t got any players so we would like to have some. So if you want to join feel free to do so 🙂

We haven’t got any staff except me, Uzzz1 and zavago93 (owners). But this isn’t a “first players who join gets admin, mod or whatever”. We wan’t staff that follows the “normal rules” (no griefing, no spamming and so on) and is kind to all players.

Other then that we have planned to be working alot with the server 🙂

RIght now there isn’t any requirements to join our server, just be sure to be nice and follow the rules.

Remember this server is Brand new so we only have normal survival at the moment.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Wreckless PVP – Factions

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Romania Minecraft City

Free build

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MinePrime

Awesome 24/7 Server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.