No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crops Grown:	3440	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Craft Monster

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

welcome to the best minecraft server forever! we are still in beta but working hard everyday to upgrade. we have mcmmo, towny, jobs, ma arena, ect. mcmmo is upgraded no nerfs, jobs lvl up slow but have no lvl cap so the more you work the richer you get. you can farm both mcmmo and jobs xp in ma arena without switching worlds. the world is giant so come try it out

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft Middle Earth

Creative

A community dedicated to building the world of Middle-Earth. It features build projects where everyone can join and compete to show off their building skills. The server is heavily focused on building. Weekly events called Themed Builds are being held, these focus on a particular style or theme.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Chimeras Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ShireCraft

Creative

Hello and Welcome to The ShireCraft thread!

We want to give you an idea of what to expect by picking us as your server to play on, but we do not want to enlighten you with nearly all of the information!

To begin, we are a semi-creative freebuilding server. What this means is, you start in survival, and earn creative upon reaching the specified rank. Freebuilding means, we don’t have those god awful plotme worlds. We love the environment, and believe buildings look better in a natural environment, not shoved in a 40×40 plot, on flat land, right next to a building that doesn’t compliment yours.

To give you a bit more, if you achieve the rank to build in the world freely, if you prove your build is good, and is well-developed, you can get your own /warp and that becomes your OWN region!

We also, want to emphasize that we are a very closely-knit community. We are smaller, and thus, we are a lot more like family than members. We have a grand time talking among one another whilst building until our hearts content.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ElderCraft | Reallife | Mittelalter

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock

Through mining, profession and trade you increase your wealth and work your way up – you decide for yourself in which direction. Sell land in your own city, trade profitably with all kinds of goods or discover your own way to fill your thaler bag. But the first hurdle will be your own property, because you don’t get that for free with us.

Medieval and rural buildings must be built in the DIRECT area of the spawn. In the wider area, i.e. in other cities, the architectural style can be freely chosen. Creativity should not be put at a stop. That’s the point of Minecraft, after all.

However, we offer MUCH more than our real-life server… Variety is very important to us. SkyBlock, CreativeMap, self-programmed game plugins (over 20 games in total) such as a shooter that you play with friends against monsters. TowerDefense 2 was built exclusively for us.

Get to know an interesting community with strict rules implementation and still lots of fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Deathlands

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Deathlands is an extremely hostile server where mobs spawn frequently and good gear isn’t common. Join this server, and fight against players and mobs alike as you ascend in this ultimate revision of Minecraft survival!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Magic Items Found:	3073	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchantments Applied:	183
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EnderCraftNetwork Open and New

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

We need helpers for now and soon we might get youtubers so join now for awesomeness open is survival and creative

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ZetaCraft

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Survival

We are a server that you need to build and collect supplies to survive. Play with your friends to be the top players on the server, and go to the deepest tunnels mining at night to increase your skills. It may be a big adventure but there is nothing that can get in your way… Until now…. Fight players of all types from the youngest of Artisans, to the highest of the Pharoahs. Nothing can change your adventure because this is your own world…

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Presidential Raids

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

We’re an up and growing factions server! Keeping it simple, not a bunch of plugins to cloud that real feel of minecraft, PvP, raiding all that good stuff. Most of all, cool people to talk, fight, ally with!

I’m not the server owner, I’m just trying to get more people.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5829	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Yggdrasil – The universe of Lindegaard

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Yggdrasil is a Survival Server with a taste of Nordic Mythology. Yggdrasil is the name of the world tree connecting the 9 worlds. Asgaard (Survival) is the first world. Explorer Asgaard and find the way to Midgaard (Creative), Alfheim (aSkyBlock), Helheim (Nether) or Muspellheim (Plot world).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CocoCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Cococraft, a friendly Minecraft community!

We are a free, dedicated 24/7 non-whitelisted server that accepts anyone under the terms that you follow our rules, and you have registered. Our main goal is to provide a fun and inviting server in which you will be proud to be a member of. Our server is filled with many kind and unique players. If you aren’t already a member of the community, we hope that it will interest you in being an addition to the growing community. In addition to that, we have a team of friendly staff who aim to keep your stay as fun and enjoyable as possible.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	113960	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Gage and ricky

Creative

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Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	48292
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JustSurvival.net – Land Claim Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Fast Dedicated Server. Loaded with RAM Teamspeak3 Friendly! Mature

Make JustSurvival.net your Survival /home!.

Survival, its all we do!

Our Community is Friendly and well managed. We maintain a mature, minecraft focused public chat and active Staff and Moderators to assist should problems arise!

This Server offers a No Grief and No Raiding Survival Multiplayer Minecraft experience. Game Difficulty is set on Default.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DCS

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

Small Norwegian minecraft server, this is not one of the big popular ones with thousands of members who play daily. This is just a small server for you and some friends, where you can meet other small groups of friends. Or maybe you come all alone? Here it is simply about surviving and building a great home. Good grief protection that secures all blocks you set out. So that only you and your friends can touch them. Norwegian-speaking staff. We also include some extra worlds [PVP, creative og minigames] These are not of the same standard as the large servers

English Just a small norwegian server, new signs are normally written in English, but many things is still an will be written in norwegian. Use Google translate *hint hint*

Normally 24/7 but some downtime will happen Closed form 12. feb to 25. feb

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	458
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Simple-Craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock

This is a small summary of simple-craft.de We offer you a lot of fun, Since you have up to 3 plots of land (150*150) available, you can there let your creativity run wild. We are not yet an old server and are looking for nice new players There is a lot to discover and we are always trying to make the server more interesting Here is a small list of everything we have installed on our server: Various mines, animal farm, mob farm, skyblock, plotme, chess, colormatch, jobs/ranks, clans, admin shop, lockette, freebuild and much more Events will take place regularly Just take a look and see for yourself what it all looks like We look forward to seeing you

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hollyweed Minecraft

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

The best Roleplay Server with proper plugins included for more cool gameplay, you can always give us a suggestion what you want and it will be put into the server 🙂

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9253	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!