No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Potions Brewed:	62

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Kineticraft Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Come join us on kineticraft, the most advanced vanilla server you’ll ever play on! We have TPA, sethome, arenas and much more!

Kineticraft is a small survival vanilla server with great staff and even better players. Our gamemode is set to hard and we are both PVE and PVP. To ensure that your experience on the server is the best it can be we ask that you follow these simple rules:

i) No hacking ii) No racism, homophobia or sexism iii) No spamming, advertising or slurs in chat iv) Be respectful to staff and other players v) No massive animal farms

Note: These rules apply to our teamspeak and forums as well

We also have a teamspeak, so if you’re not shy drop by and say hello! (IP: kineticraft.net)

If you have any more questions feel free to come on the server and ask, or visit our forums (kineticraft.enjin.com).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	1571
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RoudMC

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

PvP-Party & FFA …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Aurora Kingdom

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Aurora Kingdom! Come and join us in this unique server with unique plugins! We are currently beta testing everything. So please bare with us until everything is perfect.

If you need any help with anything or find an error please message one of the staff members!

Enjoy your stay!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Staminahcf

Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games

StaminaHCF is a fun hardcore factions server that is action packed. SOTW Information Map 2.0

http://staminahcf.vanillacommunity.com/discussion/1/sotw-information-map-2-0#latest

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5171	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PapuCraft Network

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival PvE server with the theme of planet Earth, we have different types of economy, player warps, levels, skills, auctions, challenges, teams, custom decorations, custom texture pack and much more!

► IP: papucraft.net ► Store: https://papucraft.net/store ► Discord: https://papucraft.net/discord ► Twitter: https://twitter.com/PapuCraft ► Web: https://papucraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Paranova Gaming

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This server tries to give a vanilla experience while also letting players buy/sell, and protect their creations. Build, explore, create towns, and more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RaryCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison

RaryCraft is a 1.5.2 Server that is constantly growing. This server is full of great stuff. You can meet many people here, especially around the world, we have great staff lol no we don’t who are constantly working to meet your needs. We got a variety of things to do on our servers. Prison and Factions and more soon to come. Factions, being our 1 server with an average of 50+ players online each day is a great way to spend time with friends. Raid others, join DPs, and much more to do!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SpartanMC

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

hi, my name is Rhys I own spartanMC. Our server include factions BENDING! with MCMMO and numerous mingames we are in need of 2 youtubers (they will get Youtuber rank must have over 200 subs.We are under construction. ~OWNER xX_TITAN_Xx

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LightPrison

Economy, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

This is a Danish minecraft “prison” server, we opened when we thought that there weren’t actually that many Danish prison servers left! So I William1st immediately said that I wanted to open this prison server, and it dawned on people that they would actually very much like to be part of it.. And that is the reason why we are open today, we have: Cratekeys, cells, mines, rankup, illegal stuff, isolation, sugarcane farm, blackmarket.. Etc!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Nett-Craft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer more than 40 games at Nett-Craft!!!

We have a very helpful community, great staff and the best owners around to make your Nett-Craft experience unforgettable.

Come visit us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ltcraft.net

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Ltcraft.net is a private server hosting organization associated with lorentedford.com We started off as a private group of friends playing Minecraft back in the Late 2000s and moved to the public in late 2014. We are rebuilding after I spent some time in the nursing home back in 2020. Important Links https://amp.ltcraft.net/ https://www.facebook.com/groups/ltcraft https://mcbans.ltcraft.net https://sourcebans.ltcraft.net/ Minecraft Server information: mc.Ltcraft.net Both Java and Mobile compatible!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mandiria

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a small, 100% vanilla, Town-Based Survival Server. 100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineSound Network

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

You take on the server with the highest quality Spanish speaking… and you don’t get in? What are you waiting for! mc.minesound.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SkyCraftMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock

PLEASE JOIN! DP at 15 people join now only 7 more people JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Vitality Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TOWNY GUILDS PVP PVE ECONOMY CUSTOM CONTENT CLASSES QUESTS BOSSES LOOT

JOIN NOW

mc.vitalitymc.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.