No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5427
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP

branded products, Cash4Craft, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant indulgences, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buys, lavish spending, Luxury items, Minecraft, money drains, non-essential items, overpriced services, overspending, smp, status symbols, superfluous expenditures, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary subscriptions, useless purchases, Waste of Money

Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Dragon Eggs Found:	9996
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SpookyCraft2021

cult classics, Ghosts, Gore, Halloween, haunted houses, horror movies, jump scares, Monsters, psychological horror, Scary, scream queens, slasher films, spooky, SpookyCraft2021, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Vampires, Watching, Werewolves, zombies

Are you tired of watching horror movies and not being able to jump into the screen and fight off the monsters yourself? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a spooktacular Halloween event where you can battle zombies, skeletons, and creepers in a haunted mansion filled with jump scares and surprises around every corner. Who needs popcorn and a cozy blanket when you can have a diamond sword and a suit of enchanted armor? Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate horror movie experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Buildings Constructed:	40
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

KremlinCraftMurder

Ally, Assassination, Corruption, Crime Scene, Dead, foul play, Gunshot Wound, international news, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraftMurder, law enforcement, Moscow, mysterious death, Politics, putin, russia, Russian government, Russian politics, suspicious death, Vladimir Putin

LMAO, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Putin’s ally found dead with a gunshot wound near Moscow as our spawn point! Like, how crazy is that?! Join us and uncover the mystery of who did it while building the sickest bases and battling mobs like a boss. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to hidden treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Towns Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Syfadles: Anarchy with Zero Mod Shenanigans!

Anarchy, Bans, Discord, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, java, java server, minecraft server, mod, No Economy, open world, play now., plot claims, Server, Shenanigans, Survival, Syfadles, teleports, temporary ban, Trailer, Website

Version	1.21\| Java
No Mods	Syfadles.com gives you the best survival Minecraft experience, prioritizing the open world aspect with no teleports, plot claims, or economy.
No Permanent Bans	Syfadles.com does not permanently ban for hacking. You may receive a short temporary ban if caught.

Play Right Now! IP: syfadles.com Website: https://syfadles.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/ThcQJaAYsB Server Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86V155MHzc0

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on this server?

A: No, this server does not allow mods.

Q: Is there an economy system on this server?

A: No, there is no economy system on this server.

Q: What happens if I get caught hacking?

A: If you are caught hacking, you may receive a short temporary ban, but not a permanent ban.

Q: Can I claim plots on this server?

A: No, plot claims are not allowed on this server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address syfadles.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ripa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward moment, bathroom humor, BLOCK, Celebrity Gossip, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, fart, funny, gas, kelly ripa, Marc Consuelos, married couple, Minecraft, Party, relationship goals, Ripas, Ripper, scandal, Server, smell, STINKY, TABLOID NEWS, Talk show host, television host

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Kelly Ripa’s rippers are legendary! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure as we explore the depths of blocky worlds and uncover the mysteries of stinky rippers.

Legend has it that Kelly Ripa once ripped a ripper so potent that even Marc Consuelos couldn’t handle it. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can harness the power of Ripa’s ripper for yourself!

Embark on quests to find the elusive Ripper Stone, rumored to grant the user the ability to unleash deadly farts on unsuspecting mobs. Or team up with fellow players to defeat the evil Gas Giants, who seek to steal all the rippers in the land for themselves.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the farts are fierce and the fun never stops! Just remember to bring your gas mask…you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crops Grown:	3246	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magic Items Found:	8390
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The HOA wants me to take my Confederate flag off the wall in Minecraft SMP

community standards, confederate, confederate flag, controversial decor, cultural symbols, Flag, flag controversy, flag display restrictions., freedom of speech, historical flag, Hoa, Home decor, homeowner association, living room, Minecraft, personal expression, privacy concerns, property rights, residential guidelines, residential rules, smp, Southern heritage, Wall, wall art, WINDOW

Are you tired of the HOA trying to control every aspect of your Minecraft life? Join our SMP where you can proudly display your Confederate flag in your virtual living room without any pesky neighbors complaining! We embrace individuality and freedom of expression, even if it means triggering some NPCs along the way. Plus, who knows what other wacky rules the HOA will try to enforce next? Join us for a wild ride of rebellion and shenanigans!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RoastMasterCow Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, animal consciousness, Animal emotions, animal humor, animal insults, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology, animal sarcasm, animal wit, Animals, anthropomorphism, funny animals, Minecraft, RoastMasterCow, smp, speaking animals, Talking Animals

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.

But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Emeralds Found:	8308	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyBossBattles

achieving victory, Challenges, conquering challenges, conquering fears, CraftyBossBattles, determination, facing adversity, facing fears, inspirational stories, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, pushing boundaries, reaching goals, real life boss battles, resilience, self improvement, strength in adversity, success stories, triumph over adversity, winning against the odds

Are you tired of boring old boss battles in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can battle epic bosses like the dreaded Karen, who will try to speak to your manager and steal all your diamonds! Or how about facing off against the evil Toilet Paper Hoarder, who will throw rolls at you faster than you can say “TP emergency”? Join our server for the craziest boss battles you’ll ever experience, and who knows, maybe you’ll even defeat the ultimate boss: the dreaded Lag Monster! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous boss battles of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TaxAvoidCraft

avoidance, bills, forum, Hit, hundreds, Landlords, landlords bills, Popular, Promoted, Property, property forum, property tax, scheme, six-figure, Tax, tax avoidance, tax avoidance scheme, tax scheme, TaxAvoidCraft, uk, UK landlords

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server!! it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it!!! like, imagine if u were a landlord in the UK and u got hit with a six-figure bill cuz u used some shady tax scheme, like whaaaat??! but on dis server, u can avoid all dat drama and just build ur own virtual empire without worrying about pesky taxes or bills or any of dat boring stuff!! trust me, it’s gonna be LIT AF, u won’t regret it!!! plus, we got like, a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and stuff, it’s wild!!! so come join us and let’s build some crazy sh*t together, it’s gonna be EPIC!!! 🤪🤪🤪

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	617	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TrulyMine – 1.16.5 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Adventure, Anarchy, building, Cheats, Clans, classic, Community, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Free Donations, Gaming, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Naruto, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival, TrulyMine, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat

The owner of the server “TrulyMine – 1.16.5 – 1.21” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1225
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Taco’s World: Where Tacos Rule and Fabric Modpacks Drool, No Mods Allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, Community, Discord, Drool, Fabric, Friends, Fun, Gaming, host, Join, Map, Minecraft, Modpack, modpacks, Mods, new, offline chunk loading, player, rule, Semi Vanilla, server info, space exploration, Staff, Tacos, Tech, Vanilla, Version, world

Minecraft Server Overview

New Map	Created 9/28/2024
Offline Chunk Loading	Available
Dedicated Host	24/7 live
Staff Recruitment	Looking for staff

Mod Pack: Taco’s World Modpack

Server Version: 1.1.2

Server Info: Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server suitable for new players?	Yes, the modpack is meant for new players or those just getting into mods.
What features does the modpack include?	The modpack has improved world generation, tech elements, and space exploration.
Can I load chunks offline?	Yes, offline chunk loading is available on the server.
Is the server always online?	Yes, the server is hosted 24/7 for uninterrupted gameplay.
How can I join the server?	Join the server through the provided Discord link for more information.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NYC Wageslaving Minecraft Server

career, career development, city life, commuting, corporate culture, employment, grind, hustle, job market, Job Opportunities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, new york city, NYC, office life, Professional Growth, Server, urban living, wageslaving, work culture, work environment, work stress, work-life balance

Are you tired of being a wageslave in New York City? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the big city. Instead of dodging taxis and crowded subways, you’ll be dodging creepers and building epic structures with your fellow players.

Our server is the ultimate stress-reliever, allowing you to unleash your creativity and build whatever your heart desires. Want to create a replica of the Empire State Building? Go for it! Feel like building a secret underground lair to hide from your boss? The possibilities are endless!

Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic pranks to wild adventures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Leave the concrete jungle behind and join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky escape from reality!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magic Items Found:	3304	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft SMP: /pcgia/ – Phasing Aliens and Invading Generals

aliens, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, Generals, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, illustrated guide, Invaders General, INVADING, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, pcgia, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Second Generation, Phase Friends, Phasing, PixelLink, prima, Remilia Nephys, Reverie Extended, smp, tcgia, Thread Template, tsunderia, twitter widget, V4Mirai, Yubicraft

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders, where you’ll embark on epic adventures with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness with Phase Friends like Lia from Phase Connect, the ex-Tsunderia crew, Prima from VReverie Extended, the Kawaii gang, Idol Corp, Yubicraft, V4Mirai, and PixelLink!

Why should you join this wild ride? Well, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who challenges players to dance-offs for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other on this absolutely bonkers SMP! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyCookOff

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that your cooking skills will never be criticized! Tired of your husband giving you negative comments about your cooking? Join our server and cook up a storm without any judgment!

Our server is the perfect place for all aspiring chefs who want to showcase their culinary talents without fear of criticism. We even have a special “Ribs and BBQ Sauce” cooking challenge where you can show off your skills and receive nothing but compliments from our supportive community.

And if your husband dares to say anything negative about your virtual cooking creations, we’ll make sure he becomes the head chef in charge – because here, we only spread positivity and encouragement!

So come join us on our server and let your cooking skills shine without any negative reviews. Who needs a restaurant when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive players cheering you on?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ores Mined:	1910
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LieCraft SMP: Worst Lie Ever

BETRAYAL, big lie, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonest behavior, dishonesty, fabrication, falsehood, fib, Hidden Truth, lie, LieCraft, little white lie, lying.., secret, smp, tall tale, untrustworthy, untruth, white lie, WORST, worst lie

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is full of wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Join us and become part of a community where the worst lie you’ve ever told is that you’re actually a creeper in disguise. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, just waiting to prank unsuspecting players.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you could be part of something truly outrageous? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.