Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 8
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

    MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night
    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location US WEST
    Java Version 1.21.1
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.30

    Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

    Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

    Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

    Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

    Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

    Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

    A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

    Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

    A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

    Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

    A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Mines Excavated: 2077
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Farms Harvested: 218 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Farms Harvested: 311
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 3503

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 75 Dragon Scales Harvested: 330
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 990607 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 375
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Mythical Swords Crafted: 90

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Magic Items Found: 6196
    Enchantments Applied: 214 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 48

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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