Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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