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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 1812 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
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