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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3162 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8785 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
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