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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 4665 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Join us for the chance to show off your superior Minecraft skills and prove that you can carry out basic human functions better than these sorry excuses for mobs. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can laugh at the absurdity of it all while building epic structures and battling fierce enemies?
So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to outshine the Ablinoids and chinksects in this crazy Minecraft world!