No older woman in your game Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with young whippersnappers? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for players who appreciate the finer things in life – older women! That’s right, if you’re not into MILFs, then this server is not for you. Our community is filled with mature players who know how to have a good time and appreciate a well-aged wine…or player, in this case.

Join us for epic builds, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little cougar love. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who’s been around the block a few times. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance with someone who’s seen it all.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4375	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AngryCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
New Chunks Explored:	944596	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

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so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5228

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Origins of Plants & Paws

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so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Noob Zone Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, betraying your friends, and building epic structures while dodging lava traps and zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a stack of emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and every day is a new adventure. Just be prepared to lose some friends along the way…literally.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mom’s BF Banned Christmas MC Server

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!

We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.

Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Farms Harvested:	615
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BabyNameBetrayal

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take naming rights very seriously! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the story of a family feud over the name “Julian.”

Imagine a world where names are worth fighting for, where siblings battle it out over who gets to use the name “Jules” for their unborn child. Will they settle their differences in a PvP arena? Will they build rival kingdoms to stake their claim on the name? The possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous stories unfold over something as simple as a name? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where naming rights are the ultimate prize?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a naming showdown of your own!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocktopia: Keep Crafting, Keep Laughing!

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Are you tired of mining for hours on end with nothing to show for it? Are creepers constantly blowing up your hard work? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret weapon to keep you motivated during tough times – unlimited diamonds! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll be showered with diamonds like you’ve never seen before. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this insane story: Once upon a time, a player on our server built a rollercoaster that was so epic, it actually came to life and started taking players on a wild ride through the virtual world. So if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and never have to worry about running out of diamonds again, join our server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.