No older woman in your game Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with young whippersnappers? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for players who appreciate the finer things in life – older women! That’s right, if you’re not into MILFs, then this server is not for you. Our community is filled with mature players who know how to have a good time and appreciate a well-aged wine…or player, in this case.

Join us for epic builds, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little cougar love. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who’s been around the block a few times. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance with someone who’s seen it all.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Dragon Eggs Found:	8176	Potions Brewed:	105
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Love Letters Sent:	13
Zombie Dances:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Emeralds Found:	8446	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

1.21.X, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Discord, Fun, Graves, market, Minecraft, pay to win, Player Economy, Ranks, Resetting, reunion, Schedule, Server, Sleep, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Webstore

Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mines Excavated:	1919
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	857
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SelfImprovementMC SMP

CHANGE, habits, mindset, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement goals, self-transformation, SelfImprovementMC, smp, transformation

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DisprovenEduminecraft

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Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

altered states, atheism, AtheistBelievers, belief status, belief systems, Cognitive Effects, cognitive enhancement, cognitive perception, Consciousness, Entities, hallucinogens, mind perception, mind-altering substances, mindcraft, Perception, psilocybin, psychedelic experiences, psychological effects, religious beliefs, research, Shroomy, spirituality, study

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3327

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!